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Quotes added on Sunday, December 15 2013

  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:18am UTC
    My teacher told us to write a Haiku.. I got an F on it. Here's what I wrote-Five syllable lineA seven syllable lineFive syllable line

  2. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:34am UTC
    THE TEENAGE YEARS
    MY EXPECTATION being tall, social and outgoing, being pretty, having a nice body, carefree nights under the stars. tons of friends and being popular. going to parties, having freedom, hot guys liking me, being fashionable. getting my first kiss. having an interesting life. being happy and just having fun.
    MY REALITY flat chested, awkward, shy, not very many friends. needs to wear makeup to feel even a little pretty. not a lot of nice clothes. often sad. an ássload of homework every night. anxiety. stress. no time to myself, always tired. short. no social life. very insecure. never being good enough for any guy i like. exhausted.

  3. smilesanyways smilesanyways
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:38am UTC
    And then I stood in a room full of people and felt all alone...

  4. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:42am UTC
    I have one of those boyfriends who;
    Will cuddle rather than kiss (unless I start it)
    Will lets me text for him, if hes busy
    Will get me nice stuff (even though I tell him not to)
    Will play board games
    Will makes puzzles
    Will quote movies with me
    Will tickle me to win arguments
    Will hold my hand and starts a game of thumb war
    Will be my pillow
    Will massage my shoulders
    Will randomly scratch my back
    Will kiss the back of my hand
    Will play with my hair
    Is just perfect 💙

  5. SkittlesGirl SkittlesGirl
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:58am UTC
    I recently made facebook, and I wanna add wittians, Can you guys please comment you Facebook names on my profile or here ? I love you guys :')


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  7. Minecraft_steve Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 2:21am UTC
    Ok so i am thinking of asking her out
    she is single as of two weeks ago... Is it too soon?

  8. hopeless romantic* hopeless romantic*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 2:51am UTC
    remember when i told you i was never gonna stop lovin you with all my heart and soul no matter what
    now it seems im breakin every promise that i made cuz every night im desperate askin god if he can just let me forget it

  9. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 2:55am UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    My Magic Man

    Moving to Folder "Heart"...
    ███████████

  10. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:32am UTC
    *Driving in the car with family*
    When someone passes / overtakes us:
    Why are we driving so slow come on we're going to be late
    When we pass / overtake someone:
    Woah why are we driving so fast what's the rush we're early anyway

  11. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:36am UTC
    Friend: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
    Me: avada kedavra crucio

  12. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:39am UTC
    The pessimist says opportunities are NOWHERE.The optimist says opportunities are NOWHERE.Both sees the same words,but read it differently.That's Life!-RVM

  13. mandyyy mandyyy
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:42am UTC
    second chances
    they dont
    even matter
    people never
    change


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  15. DepressedHby DepressedHby
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:17am UTC
    noticing that your boyfriend has liked all of a girls photos and he doesnt even like yours when you change your profile picture -.- all i do is try to impress him, i've started dieting for him, i want to change for him. and seeing things like that really break me down, to top it all off shes one of the most attractive girls at school. i cant even compete and thats what hurts me the most. it isnt his fault but he knows how self conscious i am. seeing things like that makes me thing that thats what hes going to expcxt from me, im not perfect and im sure as hell not going to start looking like her anytime soon. but at the end of the day i just have to put on a happy face, keeping smiling and not give anything away. i cant ruin this one, hes my everything. sorry for the rant, i dont even expect anyone to read this i just wanted to get it out, write it down, share it with someone that may come across this. i dont know, i dont know what to do.

  16. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:30am UTC
    So this morning i walked to church with my shadow,chatty chap....and he cracks the funniest jokes


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  18. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:54am UTC
    Dang Right I'm good in
    bed, I could stay there
    For Day's!


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  20. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 5:00am UTC
    I've seen a lot of posts like
    when he listens to you never let him go
    or when he reads your fovorite books
    or if he cries over you
    or if he looks at you like maybe you're magic
    you know who also does all of these things?
    a stalker
    so just be with theone you love
    thank you thats all

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