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Quotes added on Thursday, February 28 2013

  1. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:02am UTC
    Dear girls who think it's cool to take pictures in their bathroom,
    Seeing your toilet is not attractive.
    Sincerely, you forgot to flush.

  2. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:03am UTC
    I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS. I DESERVE
    better than being treated like one of
    your guy friends. i have feelings & thoughts,
    I'M TIRED OF BEING
    treated like i just don't
    MATTER .&GUESS WHAT?
    I'M NOT COMING BACK.

  3. depressive_diary depressive_diary
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:04am UTC
    I'm proud of who and what I am. Don't like me? Keep walking because I'm never going to change.

  4. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:08am UTC
    normal girls: *flirting* hey *flutters eyelashes*
    me: *flirting* hey *has an eyespasm*
    him: um, is there something in your eye?
    ._.

  5. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:09am UTC
    Til my last day, til my last breath,
    OF EVERYONE THAT CAN,
    I can love you the best.
    Til my last day, I'll be loving you.

  6. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:10am UTC
    " Did you know that
    when someone appears in your dreams,
    it's because that person misses you. "
    my chemical romance miss me even though the've never met me

  7. TheClumsyOne TheClumsyOne
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:11am UTC
    B(EA)U(T)Y

  8. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:12am UTC
    "At the conclusion of all our studies we must try once again to experience the human soul as soul, and not just as a buzz of bioelectricity; the human will as will, and not just a surge of hormones; the human heart not as a fibrous, sticky pump, but as the metaphoric organ of understanding. We need not believe in them as metaphysical entities — they are as real as the flesh and blood they are made of. But we must believe in them as entities; not as analyzed fragments, but as wholes made real by our contemplation of them, by the words we use to talk of them, by the way we have transmuted them to speech. We must stand in awe of them as unassailable, even though they are dissected before our eyes." - Melvin Konner

  9. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:14am UTC
    We're hat buddies <3 :)

  10. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:14am UTC
    Smile to cover the frown.
    Laugh to cover the tears.

  11. Differents0x Differents0x
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:14am UTC
    ImNot Perfect
    so dont come over to make and make fun of all the mistakes
    i made

  12. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:17am UTC
    You are my obsessive thought

  13. Lolaleah123 Lolaleah123
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:18am UTC
    i could be the one to make you feel that way
    i could be the one to set you free........
    avicii
    i could be the one

  14. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:20am UTC
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    ..........
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    "Bison."

  15. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Has no one told you she's not breathing?

  16. FrancesElizabeth2 FrancesElizabeth2
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Stand Out
    Stand Out
    Stand Out

  17. hurtslikeheaven hurtslikeheaven
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:30am UTC
    it's okay to be afraid

  18. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:30am UTC
    : )
    ^ This is fine.
    : )))
    ^ This is fine.
    :DDDDDDDD
    ^ This is fine.
    ( :
    ^ This is a sign of the apocolapse

  19. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Forever.Do you
    remember?

  20. AwkwardlyFiona* AwkwardlyFiona*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:31am UTC
    According to my findings...
    I got a boyfriend today.
    LOLHOWDIDTHISHAPPEN

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