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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 5, 2014 8:42pm UTC

how fake people can be is amazing.
like, grow some balls and be yourself.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC

It’s ok Miley
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days

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PierceTheveill1234
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:11am UTC

It's okay to say you've got a weak spot . You don't always have to be on top ' Better to be hated then love , love , loved for what you're not<3 - Hoodie Allen <3 '

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SkrapaD
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 10:40pm UTC

So... does anybody else love
HOODIE ALLEN
or is it just me?

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Jessicarrxx
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 6:10pm UTC

Name a bunch of rappers and
Pretend that you forget me.
Hoodie Allen
nmf

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DADDY ISSUES *
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 5:29pm UTC

"ugly teenagers become attractive adults"
my whole life depends on this

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 6:13pm UTC

Let it go!
Let it go!
Can't hold it back anymore

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 7:08pm UTC

I want to get twin puppies and name one Butter and the other 'I can't believe it's not Butter'
So when I call for Butter and the other one comes I can say, 'I can't believe it's not Butter'

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:03pm UTC

Kik: The only place where you don't want the "D"

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 1:29am UTC

I either dress like i'm going to a red carpet
event or like i'm a homeless drug addict, there is no in between.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2428
When all of your
bras are pushups.
tumblr

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2430
When a hot boy
hugs your friend, and then
gives you a pity hug.
tumblr

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2431
Regretting giving that
guy your number. "Oh look,
it's another text."
tumblr

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 1:49am UTC

*Does something bad*
Mom: Tells the entire family, tweets, posts on facebook, blogs, tells people in china.

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...*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC

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1) Press the "Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press ctrl and "f"
4) Type 99
5) Click "Highlight all" and see what happens [;

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...*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC

What Girls Do In The Shower
Me: lalalalala, i hope i got all the hair
Me: goes over leg again
Me:okay, i think i got it all
Me: ahh shiz i cut myself
Me: at least it doesn't hurt!
Me: onto the next leg
Me: shave shave shave
Me: oh crap, the cut is starting to hurt
Me: oh it's bleeding
Me: oh ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Me: i'm going to bleed to death
Me: this is the end
Me: goodbye cruel world
Me: oh nevermind, continue shaving
Me: lalalalalala AHH I CUT MYSELF AGAIN
Me: ouch ouch ouch man down, man effing down
Me: this really is the end, i'm dying
Me: i'm bleeding to death. GOOD BYE WORLD
Mom: what are you doing?
Me: uhhhm... bleeding to death...
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: okay

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gab*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 5:44pm UTC

░░░░░░░░░
every day i hope that just maybe
you'll change your mind about me.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 6:22pm UTC

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have
nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally
no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of
guilt and despair because you are useless

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peek-a-boo*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:49pm UTC

WHEN IM AT HOME ON A SCHOOL DAY I LOOK UP AT THE CLOCK AND THINK HAHA THOSE B.ITCHES ARE STUCK IN MATHS CLASS

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 6:48pm UTC

would your 8 year old self
be proud of you right now?

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