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  1. Babygirl37 Babygirl37
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    piglet: pooh how do you spell love
    pooh: you dont spell it you feel it

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    butterflies
    can't see their wings.
    they can't see how truly
    beautiful they are, but
    everyone else can.
    people are like that as well.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    There are girls out there that want to hear 3 unforgettable,
    always remember, words.
    They're not "I love you."
    But they are
    "Wanna come backstage?!"

  4. lizardlizzie98 lizardlizzie98
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Mom: You think these band member have nice hair & fahion now but in 20 years you will look back at your posters and be like-
    Me: look children it's your daddy.
    Teacher:
    Ed Sheeran:
    Taylwhore Swift:
    Harry Styles:
    Bella Swan:
    Zayn Malik:
    My cat:
    Barney:
    Snooki:
    Justin Bieber:
    Louis Tomlinson:
    Jacob Black:
    Liam Payne:
    Katniss:
    Peeta:
    Niall Horan: So true.

  5. yasmin_1 yasmin_1
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I think it's strange that you think I'm funny cause he never did 🎵🎶

  6. HeyItsTee_X3 HeyItsTee_X3
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    During a maths test: Me: My answer=23. Answer choices: 170,195,264,362. Me: Well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.

  7. has_no_life has_no_life
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 11:35am UTC
    running up the stairs like a gorilla
    because its easier.

  8. has_no_life has_no_life
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 11:32am UTC
    i dont know whats more awkward,
    answering Dora or
    sitting in silence while she stares at you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. MissMisty1996 MissMisty1996
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Guys, guess what happened..
    Okay so, the other night me and him were taking a walk. It was really late like, around 11. We were walking through a development just talking then he did this:
    He ran ahead of me then layed on the road.
    Me: Um..what are you doing?
    Him: From your favorite movie, the notebook. You told me how they layed in the street right?
    Me: Well..yeah
    Him: So come on, lay with me
    So i went over and layed with him and we stayed like that for the longest time. Just holding hands and watching the sky..not saying anything. It was..perfect. And thank you for letting me share it with you guys :)

  11. Cookiemonster99 Cookiemonster99
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    My mom just gave me a magazine article titled
    "Tame your technology habits"
    what are you trying to say, mum?

  12. Long_Live Long_Live
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 11:59am UTC
    I took a chanc e. I took a shot,
    And you may think I'm bullet-proof, But I'm not.
    You took a swing, I took it hard
    And down here from the ground I see,who you are.

  13. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 11:53am UTC
    Secret=
    something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

  14. LilacRain LilacRain
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    If thrift shops don't have signs that say
    "We have your grandad's clothes, you'll look incredible"
    Then honestly they're just doing it wrong.

  15. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    When the teacher sends you to take
    something to another room.
    I'M GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!!!

  16. HollyGilmore88 HollyGilmore88
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    The Princess
    and
    The Leprechaun
    Chapter: 8
    Ariel’s POV:
    I walked over and gently shook his warm shoulder.
    “Niall?” I whispered.
    He grunted and reached up to brush my hand away. But when our skins brushed together, his eyes snapped open.
    “Ariel?” He asked, rubbing his eyes, his voice thick with sleep.
    I suddenly felt shy, and I stood there with tears still falling, brushing my feet over the carpet.
    He squinted at me, before whispering softly, “Are you crying?”
    I nodded and he jumped up, taking my face in his large hands, wiping my tears away.
    “What happened?”
    I bit my lip before whispering, “I had a nightmare.”
    He stared at me for a second before pulling me into his arms, my feet leaving the floor.
    “Oh princess, you know I’ll never let anything hurt you right?” I sniffed, my face buried in his comfortable shoulder.
    “I wasn’t the one who got hurt, Niall.”
    He pulled away to look into my eyes, his expression soft.
    “Do you want to stay here?”
    I nodded, snuggling myself back into his affectionate embrace. He chuckled and simply picked me up bridal style and walked us back to the bed. He laid me down and I quickly made room for him. He pulled me into his chest, his arms wrapping around me. I nestled my head underneath his, my forehead pressing gently into his shoulder.
    “I promise you, nothing will ever happen to you or me.” He said, gently stroking my hair.
    I nodded, my eyes beginning to droop. Niall was strong, warm and comfortable. Another wild idea zapped my brain.
    “Niall?”
    “Yes princess?” I blushed, thankfully that he couldn’t see my small embarrassed smile.
    “Could you sing to me?” he chuckled and tightened his grip on me before whispering.
    “Of course.”
    The last thing I remember was his steady heartbeat thumping against mine, and his beautiful voice, gently singing me to sleep.
    Author's Note:
    Hope you guys like it! This story is dedicated to my doll xoangiexo!

  17. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #44
    Ben & Jerry's actually has a graveyard where they burry all of its discontinued flavors.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1779
    Getting $500 from
    your relatives for Christmas
    and spending it all within
    a week.
    tumblr

  20. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    We know you're stupid.
    YOU DON'T NEED TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO PROVE IT.

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