lizardlizzie98

Status: if you think nobody loves you, love yourself, look in the mirror & say, ILOVEYOU!

Member Since: 1 Nov 2011 01:33am

Last Seen: 27 Mar 2013 10:30pm

Location: SHUP SHTALLKERES(;

Gender: F

user id: 233067

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hi :) you've stumbled onto a girl's profile.

i am not the strongest girl.

so i am lizzie

i'm 15

i blow out the candles Janurary 16.

new scars always continue old ones.

EXTREME obsession with one direction

andsome other bands/groups/singer/songwriters

i like are nevershoutnever, secondhand

serenade, ed sheeran, mumford & sons, iron &

wine, john mayer, fun., plain white t's, christina

perri, & more :)

thanks for reading about me.

kind of boring!

but here are some gifs to entertain your face.

when i see a cute boy:

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literally my academic career over the past 3 years:

lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 10:34pm UTC

so my best friend cuts herself because i threw up my food.
it is all my fault.

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Mom: You think these band member have nice hair & fahion now but in 20 years you will look back at your posters and be like-
Me: look children it's your daddy.
Teacher:
Ed Sheeran:
Taylwhore Swift:
Harry Styles:
Bella Swan:
Zayn Malik:
My cat:
Barney:
Snooki:
Justin Bieber:
Louis Tomlinson:
Jacob Black:
Liam Payne:
Katniss:
Peeta:
Niall Horan: So true.

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 3:27pm UTC

that awkward moment when:
someone comments on a old facebook post from like
7 months ago,
they were just creeping.

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Don't you hate when
you make plans
& your parents just decide
the day of the plan to be like
no, you have to stay home.
like seriously?
your not even involved in these plans at all,
all you have to do is
drop me off?

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 5:17pm UTC

As a child...
i would position my
Barbie's around my room
before i left my room
to see if they would move.
♥

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 2:56am UTC

Sometimes you have to go all
out and put two cubes of
sugar in your coffee. c:
♥

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 1:38am UTC

Me: -sitting on the computer outside my room-
Target Commercial: -does the Hunger Games Whistle-
Me: -whistles back-
Me: What just happened...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufFkm4FKr8k

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 1:58am UTC

& who else remembers,
having tubs full of beanie babies.
(:
(like for a series)

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 1:53am UTC

& who else remembers,
"Tinkywinky!"
"Dipsy!"
"Laalaa!"
"Po!"
"Teletubbies! Teletubbies!"
"Say, Heeeeee-lo!"
(like for a series)

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 7:15pm UTC

& who else remembers,
heyyyyyyyyo
it's
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICO!
;)
(hannah montana)

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 11:52pm UTC

;) Easy A (;
Mom: olive, do we need to have the talk.. again?
Olive: no... It's just a thing that's going around
Dad: you know nothing your saying is making me feel any better
Mom: & not to mention how you've been dressing lately
Mom: no offence but you kinda look like a stripper
Dad: a high-end stripper...for govenors or atheletes...
Dad: but a stripper none-of-the-less..
Olive: OH MY GOD! I am just trying to mix it up a little...
Olive: oh & i have no STD's! I promise!
Dad: that's great, daughtor of the year.
I love this movie!(:

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 11:32pm UTC

95% of people
text things
that they could NEVER say in real life...
nmf

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Once you hate someone...
everything they do is offensive
LOOK AT HER...
eating those crackers.?!?
like she owns the place!
Gosh, the nerve of some people...
blacklace

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 10:03pm UTC

me after a shower
Mom: did you just take a shower?
Me: No... It's RAINING in the bathroom. Captain Obvious!
Mom: WELL THANK YOU SERGEANT SARCASTIC!
true story.

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:58pm UTC

boys with blue eyes
♥

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:55pm UTC

close your eyes :)!
ok (:
what do you see?
nothing!
mq/
that's my life without you!♥

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 9:42pm UTC

when you click on the vent category
it takes you to a diary.
& I laughed OUT loud at that.
Steve, you
brighten
my day ;)

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 9:33pm UTC

X
+
I like my men like
i like my tea..
Hot & British.
CookieDoughFormats

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 11:38pm UTC

what...?
300 likes on your new facebook picture?
i bet it's because you have a GREAT personality.
nmf

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Teacher : Oh ok, well my boyfriend's from Uganda.
Me : Uganda be kidding me..;)
-insert witty laughter-

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