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unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel · 6 years ago
I'm that 1•/•
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
I'm one of the 25%
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MissF2F2F2 · 1 decade ago
1% - doesn't answer/crawls under blankets/calls 999
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No* · 1 decade ago
Don't have a peep hole :(
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Little Wolf* · 1 decade ago
It says: "1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the
window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked
murder." Murderer, was probably the intentional word.
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
1% "GET THE LIGHTS"
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago
1%- lock yourself in your room and clutch the phone
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nightfelics171321 · 1 decade ago
what bout the other 1% we run hide and wimper for our mommy
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Kelseykitty* · 1 decade ago
i get down on my floor away from any windows and hug my kitty.... she's a b*tch she'll save me!
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dragonfly26 · 1 decade ago
I turn off all things that make sound and duck down under a window or table....
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iridescentstorm · 1 decade ago
I either ninja crawl or just ignore it
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ActuallyAFairy · 1 decade ago
im da 1% that crawls around like a ninja!
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1DRPhenomeniall · 1 decade ago
Whats v uva 1 percent xx
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ICONiac · 1 decade ago
Where'd the one percent go?! I really liked this quote :(
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InvaderZ · 1 decade ago
I'm that 25% , except i have a dagger behind my back. The dagger is for safety.
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cheezburger · 1 decade ago
i dont see the 1 percent
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idapease · 1 decade ago
me too! and when i walk my friend home when its dark out, i bring a baseball bat to knock out the zombies/creeps!
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TheOceansTearsXx* · 1 decade ago
i do that all the time and sometimes i even take something like a umbrella to hit that person with and then start cracking up when its only mum! lol
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spottedleaf · 1 decade ago
i do that all the time.....and start cracking up, when its just my friends/family ands then they see me and give me funny looks
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Bangingtotheright · 1 decade ago
totally the 1%!!!!!!
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