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ActuallyAFairy

Status: Just told my friends about my HOT pen pal

Member Since: 13 Jun 2012 03:06am

Last Seen: 11 May 2013 09:35pm

Birthday: May 12

Location: Sydeny NSW Australia Earth Milky Way

Gender: F

user id: 308169

44 Quotes
519 Favorites
47 Following
22 Followers
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HELLO  SEXY  PEOPLE!!

I wonder what it feels like to lay an egg......
Hey my names Sarah and yep thats all, nothing fancy.
Lets start with likes
Reading
Laughing with Friends
Talking (with friends)
Eating
Cats
Paul Wesley shirtless
Now dislikes
Annoying girls
THOSE boys
Rows with friends
Liking someone who your bestfriend hates
My thighs
eating
MY ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!

I really don't care what people think about me any more! BTW I'm friggin Team Edward and proud! (if you say ew i stick the finger\bird up at you)
Um..... Me and Paul Wesley are married so can all F.UCK OFF!!
go check out my Wattpad account MrsLittleWesley.....
RIGHT F.UCKING NOW!!!


 


  1. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:15am UTC
    What ever happened to
    If you have nothing to say don't say anything at all?

  2. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 2:39am UTC
    Normal People When They Watch A 3 Year Old Driving:
    "OMG! Thats so dangerous!"
    Me When I Watch A 3 Year Old Driving:
    "OMG! Their listening to Taylor Swift on the radio!"

  3. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:23am UTC
    I recently wrote a quote about me not being inscure any more.
    I lied.
    I'm still fat and ugly and never wearing short shorts again

  4. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    I wore short shorts out in public.
    And I didn't care what other people thought.
    I'm not inscure any more.

  5. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:34am UTC
    NOTHING IS PERFECT.
    NOW GET
    OVER IT.
    PEOPLE DIE
    AND NOTHING
    GOOD COMES
    OUT OF IT

  6. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 1:24am UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 3:13am UTC
    Dear Witty,
    Please stop being so suductive.
    Trying to do homework!
    Sincerely I am going to fail High School.

  8. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:16am UTC
    Things the movies teach us:
    - If aliens destroy the Big Ben and the Eiffel Tower, Europe is completely destroyed
    - If they destroy some pyramids in Egypt, Africa is completely destroyed
    - If they destroy some Buddhist Temple, Asia is gone
    - They never bother destroying Australia

  9. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 3:09am UTC
    Don't forget about the Australians.
    We have hot accents too.

  10. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 12:48am UTC
    Ignore the wh*res.
    Get on with life

  11. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 1:10am UTC
    Yes I Call People Babe
    Get The Fugde Over It

  12. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:24am UTC
    ~true story~
    Mom: WHO LEFT ALL THESE TOYS OUT HERE?!?!
    Sister: It was Sarah
    Mom: Thats impossible!
    Sister: Because Sarah doesn't play with toys anymore?
    Mom: No. Because Sarah doesn't ever come down stairs let alone outside!
    Me: *From My Bedroom Window* Its too bright outside.
    Mom: I rest my case.
    sad sad me.

  13. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:07am UTC
    I Just Want A Hug.

  14. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    IF GANGNAM STYLE COMES ON THE RADIO
    YOU DANCE YOUR LITTLE AZZ OFF.

  15. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    <3 fav if your name is
    Sarah

  16. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:07am UTC

    Be
    Calm
    And
    Gangnam Style

  17. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:12am UTC
    Love Hexagon
    Preview
    I used to be Cally Pontes. Now I have no idea who I am! I use to be the pretty, popular girl, with all the friends and boyfriends. Now I have no friends. No boyfriend. My 20 year old brother isn't even talking to me! I should have done something before this got out of hand because now, it is out of hand! Why did I have to fall for Ethan, Riley, Ryan, Dylan and Nathan. I have no idea who i am now! My life is a mess!
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    So yeah. I will only go on if i get 5 or more favs. This i hope, shall get interesting!
    FAV 5 OR MORE TIMES AND I WILL START CHARPTER 1!!!!

  18. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 2:13am UTC
    Guess what?
    I have 15 followers.
    Oh thats right, you jelly yet?

  19. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:59am UTC
    So, in Ancient Greece men tested out love with other men.
    Why does everyone care now about homosexuality?

  20. ActuallyAFairy ActuallyAFairy
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:44am UTC
    *getting needles at school*
    Nurse: So I don't have to ask you if your a girl?
    Me: umm... No im pretty sure im a girl....
    Nurse: Are you pregnant?
    Me: What boy would want to do it with me?
    We then have deep converstion about how pretty i am......

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