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TheOceansTearsXx*

1. TheOceansTearsXx*
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2014 7:09pm UTC
   And then you realise...
   the powerpoint isnt even on.
   
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2. TheOceansTearsXx*
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 11:14pm UTC
   The only profile
   Ed Sheeran is following on Instagram is
   The cats of Instagram
   
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3. TheOceansTearsXx*
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 7:52pm UTC
   When you sleep over someones house when your on your period...
   and ever minute of the night your just like "fu/k, have i leaked yet... nope the sheets are still white".
   
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4. TheOceansTearsXx*
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2013 4:34am UTC
   Off my period:
   - ice cream tub is full
   - chocolate bar isn't eaten
   - doughnut packet is full
   - there are still slices of cake left
   - Fridge. Is. Full
   On my period:
   - ice cream tub is empty
   - the chocolate rapper is all thats left
   - the doughnuts are peicefully being digested by my stomach acids
   - that cake has been attacked by a giant fork
   - Fridge. Is .Empty
   Me on my period = Me 5kg heavier.
   
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5. TheOceansTearsXx*
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2013 4:00am UTC
   You block your ears
   but still hear the sound
   
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6. TheOceansTearsXx*
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   June 15, 2013 8:26pm UTC
   Why don't
   Femals potatoes bleed once a month from their vag/nas?
   
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7. TheOceansTearsXx*
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   June 8, 2013 7:55am UTC
   SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me.
   SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza free delivery
   SpongeBob: (keeps singing and starts beetboxing)
   Me: KRUSTY KRA-A-A-A-YA-YAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA YEAH FOR YOU AND MEE-HEEE-EEEEEEEE
   
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8. TheOceansTearsXx*
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2013 7:38am UTC
   when I go to someones house
   when parents are with me: hi everyone omg what an amazing house.
   just me: ok here is how its going down. Just give me your wifi password and nobody gets hurt... got it? Good.
   
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9. TheOceansTearsXx*
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2013 7:21am UTC
   friend: Hey, you dropped your pocket!
   me: * looks down *
   friend: runs off laughing
   me:...
   me:........
   me: no, just no....
   
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10. TheOceansTearsXx*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 6:30am UTC
    Plankton: I dont think im ready.
    Spongebob: Oh, you just got butterflies in your tummy.
    Plankton: No, I'm just nervous. I don't know what flying insects have to do with it.
    
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11. TheOceansTearsXx*
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    April 25, 2013 4:58am UTC
    I want to die for one day
    to just see what heaven looks like,
    to not have to care about anything ,
    to see who really cares that im gone,
    to see who comes to my funeral,
    to just see if he will be there
    crying...
    
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12. TheOceansTearsXx*
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    April 25, 2013 4:46am UTC
    Today is my one year anniversary on witty...
    not that i have achived anything but...uhhh
    
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13. TheOceansTearsXx*
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    April 24, 2013 3:51am UTC
    me: plays slender man
    me: hears scary music
    me: exit, Exit, EXITT AHHHH *slams laptop*
    
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14. TheOceansTearsXx*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:20am UTC
    KRAB + ? = WHALE
    comment what you think the ? could be...
    
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15. TheOceansTearsXx*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:17am UTC
    Why should we pay money to go on our school camp?
    We can just camp 10ft from our houses and:
    -wave flashlights back and fourth really fast
    -stomp around
    -eat cubed cheese
    -wear sombreros in a goofy fashion
    -and hoop skirts
    -and clown shoes
    -and screech like chimpanzees
    we will only be attacked by sea bears
    nothing too bad
    
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16. TheOceansTearsXx*
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    March 2, 2013 12:38am UTC
    Mum: Go put a jacket on its cold outside
    Me: How is it cold its like 40 °C ?!
    Mum: YOUR GONNA GET PNEUMONIA HURRY UP!
    Me: ugh...fine
    40 mins later
    Mum: Arent you hot with that jacket on???
    Me: *face palm*
    
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17. TheOceansTearsXx*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:46am UTC
    ok wittians, we have all seen mean girls at least once in our lives, so i decided to start a vote
    fave if you like: MEAN GIRLS
    comment if you like: MEAN GIRLS 2
    
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18. TheOceansTearsXx*
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    January 4, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    snooki: That's why i don't eat friggin' lobsters or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it
    LOBSTERS
    the only animal that's alive when you kill it
    
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19. TheOceansTearsXx*
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    January 4, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    It rains in Bikini Bottom
    Because f/ck logic
    
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20. TheOceansTearsXx*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:58am UTC
    If apple designed a car,
    Would it have windows?
    see what i did there?
    
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