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jessiduh
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:14pm UTC

I wonder what it
Feels like for those women to be in a tampon commercial.

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I think it's funny
When people hate their haters.
I for one love my haters.
Sure they may say mean things
and make me feel bad sometimes,
but they help me grow.
Every time they make me wanna give up,
I fight back stronger than before.
They don't kow it,
but they make me a bigger, better person.
So to all my haters:
I want to thank you.
Thank you for making me a better person.
I couldn't have done it without you

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:38pm UTC

So today
my 8 year old brother and I
were at the grocery store.
There was this elderly lady trying to reach down to get some groceries that she dropped. I didn't notice it, but I did notice that my brother was gone. The next thing I knew, he brought her a basket to put them in and he helped pick them up.♥

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Zombiee
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Heres To The Guys ✌
Who protected they're girlfriends, during the Colorado Shooting.

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H2TK
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:11pm UTC

♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
Here's to the kids...
who care more about other people's happiness than their own.
♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
cookiedoughformats

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Imperceptible
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:58pm UTC

I miss the days
when a period was just a
punctuation mark.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 6:17pm UTC

i like when my scissors slide through the paper.
nmq

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MissAnna
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:46pm UTC

i thought my life
» WAS BROKEN, BUT THEN I RAN INTO YOUR SMILE.

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC

My life is just one big lol.

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:24pm UTC

*Text Messaging*
Girl: Happy Father's Day babe! <3
Boy: I'm not a father....
Girl: .... Surprise!
Boy: WTH!
Comment if you don't get it, fave if you do ;))

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

We could lea r n a lot from crayons
Some are sharp
Some are pretty
Some are dull
While others are bright
Some have weird names
But they all learned to live together in the same box

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Just_Let_Go
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:03pm UTC

The Accidental Conversation Loop.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Friend: Great, you?
Me: Good, you?
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Oh, tumblr. Not my format.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:17pm UTC

I live in a fantasy
so keep your reality away from me ♥

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willyoubemyleprechaun
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 5:31pm UTC

plot twist: celebrities have posters of me on their bedroom walls

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC

thank you, phone.
for letting me look at you in awkward situations.
nmq/ format credit jimmy365

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Bernicexoxo*
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:23pm UTC

*When I decide to talk to my family*
me: I'm only here cause my internet stopped working.

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kaitlovesyou
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 9:12am UTC

Regular Guy: Will you marry me?
Ed Sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.

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LauzHeys
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Anonymous asked: Hi, Steve. How do you know when there is an underaged Wittian?
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy tell me
Steve, I didn't think you could be more
awesome.

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notyouraverage
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Staring at a dead body in a movie
To see if you can catch them moving.
I'm watching you.

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