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  1. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 8:07pm UTC
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    R.I.P.
    T.J. , My kitty cat.
    rest in paradise little man

  2. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Me: So like,is it my turn to be in a relationship yet or

  3. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Don't look back & ask why.
    Look forward, and ask why not.
    nmq

  4. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off three walls, knock down two lamps, and kill a cat.

  5. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Playing with a girl's emotions is ugly.
    If you don't want to be with her, just tell her.
    Don't lie to her.
    ~ Zayn Malik

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Fri(end)
    everything has a end expect
    One Directi(on)

    nmq

  7. loveisjustlove loveisjustlove
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Watching a commercial
    & there's 14 year olds
    playing with Barbies.
    mq/mf

  8. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Hello, I am
    married to food
    format credit: halfempty

  9. ltoma18 ltoma18
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:15pm UTC
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  10. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:35pm UTC

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    That moment when you realize summer is almost over.
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  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Please keep all credit in the codes/parts of codes you'd like to use. [That includes keeping this little message thing here as well. c:] (c) Gilded
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    FOOD

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    So it turns out snooki's due date is December 21, 2012.
    Well played, Mayans.
    Well played.

  13. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
    A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
    He was homeless.
    Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
    GivesMeHope.com

  14. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥


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  17. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    'To anyone who thinks Louis or Harry is gay:
    please understand it is not a joke anymore. I used to think it was funny, I still do, except when people take it too far and hurt Eleanor and Louis. It may be funny to you and your online friends, but you don't understand how much it hurts Louis. Have you ever been bullied? Well it's some-what like being bullied, except by people who support you. I have watched Eleanor cry over it and it's heart breaking. You are hurting our families as well, I bet Anne is upset too. I have known Louis a lot longer than any of you and I'm damn sure I have more knowledge on his sexuality. He is my brother! This whole joke is serious now, it's not even a joke anymore. You are hurting people and that is just too far. Please stop for the sake of everyone.'
    -Louis Tomlinson's sister
    glad that i'm not the only one sick of you 'directioners' calling them gay.

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Me: Could I have a Coke with that?
    Cashier: Is Pepsi okay?
    Me: Is Monopoly money okay?
    Cashier: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OKAY FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OKAY TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU. WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!


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  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    What happened to
    Disney Channel & Nick?

:)

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