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1. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2013 7:53pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   After watching two seconds of Spongebob,
   I already know what episode it is.
   
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2. Cammie
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   May 19, 2013 1:28pm UTC
   If you think everyone loves you then you are wrong.
   Remember there is a Grumpy Cat who hates you.
   
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3. CassidyMarie18
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   May 17, 2013 11:46am UTC
   I was told today, that being myself was a bad thing. Well I'm sorry I can't be a perfect person, but at least I don't try to be anyone else.
   
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4. ^_^*
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   May 17, 2013 12:05pm UTC
   Boy :hey
   girl : I have a boyfriend
   Boy : all i said is hey, its not like i asked to suck me off
   
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5. Everybodydotheflop
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   May 17, 2013 11:54am UTC
   What I thought it would be like at a sleepover as a teenager: PILLOW FIGHT STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT OMG LETS HAVE A PARTY AND SWIM TO AFRICA AND GO SEE A LOAD OF CONCERTS AND WATCH TV AND PLAY TRUTH OR DARE AND HAVE LOADS OF FUN
   What it's actually like at a sleep over: I swear if all of you don't shut the f/ck up and let me go to sleep I will k/ll all of you, understand? And if someone wakes me up, you are all de.ad.
   
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6. vanilla_shortcake
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   May 17, 2013 12:23pm UTC
   Don't grow up its a trap
   
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7. tacosliketoparty
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 12:29pm UTC
   dipdying my hair ombre
   yayayayayayayay
   
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8. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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9. TotorosAndBooks
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2013 8:34pm UTC
   I wish I could block people in real life
   and not just on the internet.
   Format credit: PaperLung
   
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10. Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    No more food in my house
    Let the hunger games begin.
    
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11. carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    You had me at the proper use of "you're".
    
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12. dolph*
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    May 16, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh
    
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13. sophsunflower12
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    May 16, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    i think that it's, like, an unofficial rule that
    basements and attics are supposed to be scary.
    
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14. happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    what if One Direction were today's rappers?
    Babe you light up my weed like no other b-tch,
    the way that you shake dat a$$
    makes me glad as sh-t
    
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15. Livelovemusic11
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    May 16, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Rob Pattinson stop trying to look cool.
    We all know you were in Hufflepuff.
    
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16. dolph*
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    May 16, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
    
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17. dolph*
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    May 16, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot can I call them toasty
    
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18. Hale_Storm18
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    May 16, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Do people actually chant "Fight" when they see two guys arguing?
    Because, if they do, I've certainly never seen it.
    
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19. sophsunflower12
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    May 15, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    “People are supposed to care. It’s good that people mean something to you, that you miss people when they’re gone.”
    -John Green
    
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20. *Elena;~ ♥*
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    May 15, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    Sorry Justin Timberlake
    you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.
    
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