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heyitscooper
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May 15, 2013 8:51pm UTC

I wish I was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things

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glitter162*
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May 15, 2013 7:27pm UTC

What do Justin Beiber and Pinocchio
have in common? They both want to be real boys.

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HJD12345
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May 15, 2013 11:38am UTC

IF I'M NOT SKINNY BY SUMMER
I NOT GOING OUTSIDE

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dooosh
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May 15, 2013 12:26pm UTC

I saw a guy grinding on a girl in a nightclub.
Quite weird...why did he have a skateboard in a nightclub?!

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yourcool
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May 14, 2013 9:32pm UTC

autocorrect really needs to stop
capitalizing "omg" i'm not that excited

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yourcool
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May 15, 2013 12:00am UTC

legend has is that
there is life outside the internet

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carson5482
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May 14, 2013 10:19pm UTC

If I died and went straight to He//,
it would take me a week to realize I wasn't in High School anymore.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:30pm UTC

i had an exam today and to brighten the mood,
i decided to play a game on everyone else. every ten minutes, i would ask for more paper even though i didn't actually need it. the fear in the eyes of my fellow classmates as they thought i was on my 10th page of my essay whilst they were on their first was priceless

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BravoSierra
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May 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong.
kind of like saying "josh and drake".

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dolph*
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May 13, 2013 4:00pm UTC

why don’t you come pop lock and drop those lips on my lips

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Hale_Storm18
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May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC

If you ever feel bad about yourself, remember that George Bush was once
informed that 4 Brazilian people were killed in Iraq and he responded, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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dolph*
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May 13, 2013 4:18pm UTC

why isn't 11 pronunced onety one

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