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FluffyScamp
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March 22, 2013 4:12pm UTC

I just realized I haven't done the hokey pokey in over ten years
I guess when you get older you just forget what it's all about

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 22, 2013 6:52pm UTC

A shooting star
is actually someone driving off Rainbow Road.

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capsized*
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March 22, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Will you date me?
Breathe if yes.
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean while reciting the bible in Japanese if no.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Alexwise
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February 21, 2013 8:00pm UTC

I wish I could crowd surf to places.

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OhHoePlease
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February 21, 2013 6:59pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
*snap*snap*snap*snap*
*snap*
*snap*
*snap*
*snap*snap*snap*snap*

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katiebug1115
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February 22, 2013 6:14pm UTC

*When a girl hugs a guy*
Normal friends: Awww, you guys are so cute! I'm just gonna go...
My friends: Group hug! *joins in like an awkward potato*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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penguinluv
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February 22, 2013 4:59pm UTC

My apologies for having an opinion.

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darkeyeangel
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February 22, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Q: What's the difference between
a s/ut and a brick wall?
A: A brick wall's only
been laid once.

f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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x-Abbie-x*
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February 22, 2013 5:01pm UTC

How I put marshmallows in hot chocolate:
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:one for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:two for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:three for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:four for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:five for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:six for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:seven for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:eight for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:nine for me.
me:one marshmallow for hot chocolate.
me:ten for me.
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: Where'd all the marshmallows go...?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dontsellyourselfshort
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February 22, 2013 5:10pm UTC

IN BED IT'S 6 AM. YOU CLOSE YOU EYES FOR A FEW MINUTES, IT'S 7:45 AM.
at school it's 1:30 pm, you close your eyes for a few minutes, it's 1:31 pm.

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WhatHappenedToUs
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February 22, 2013 5:40pm UTC

My problems;
walking behind someone really slow & then when you go to walk around them, they speed up so you're actually walking next to them..

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TaintedCorruption
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February 22, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Me and my brother decided to have a sword fight.
Let's just say he's my half brother now....

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sophieeee
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February 22, 2013 5:58pm UTC

My laziness is like the number 8
when it lies down it becomes infinite ∞

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lana del go away *
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February 22, 2013 5:59pm UTC

plot twist : you got time for that

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kristabff
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February 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.
Me: *cough*
Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so-
Me: *COUGH COUGH*
Teacher: some-
Me: *COUGHHHHHHHHHHH HACK DIE*
People: *giggle* *smirk*
Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain
Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach

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Alexwise
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February 18, 2013 5:55pm UTC

The best way to shut her up is to kiss her.

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AwesomeUsername
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February 18, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Doctor: You have acute hepatitis
Me: No, you have a cute hepatitis.
Me: *winks at doctor*

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