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Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.

Me: *cough*
Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so-
Me: *COUGH COUGH*
Teacher: some-
Me: *COUGHHHHHHHHHHH HACK DIE*
People: *giggle* *smirk* 
Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain
Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach


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Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.

326 faves · 18 comments · Feb 17, 2013 6:26pm

kristabff

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funny · yeah · mine · cough

Endi13 · 1 decade ago
I laughed way too hard at this..
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moo · 1 decade ago
why don't you just leave the room for a moment?
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
I was like dying during class (Sitting beside my crush) My eyes were watering and they were red and pulsing and I was hacking and coughing. My crush looked over and asked me if I was okay and I looked at him with my throbbing eye and sneezed in his face:/
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
Oh no!! Awhh i feel for you. I know it's bad but i laughed aww haha. Omg i get really annoyed when I swallow food and it goes down the wrong pipe and people ask me if i'm okay and i can't respond.. hm.
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Omg that happens to me all the time o.o One time, the food came up and landed on my friends lap... omg.... my life is an embarassment
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YourTenLastWords · 1 decade ago
Everytime I have a cough attack, a kid in my class yells "die!" xDD
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
I hate when I have to cough SO HARD, but the entire room is soo quite and no ones making noise.
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
I had those things all throughout my midterms because I got sick but had to go anyways. You could sense the growing discomfort of the guy sitting next to me xD
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
I had horrible caoughing fits during my midterms also! It was horrible :( Haha c;
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
Haha I know! It always happens during major, quiet things :/
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Whenever someone does that i look over with a straight face and very calmly say 'Could you please die quieter?'
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chocomickey14 · 1 decade ago
Eli your hilarious
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SimpleGirl · 1 decade ago
omg haha! are you serious?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
serious as putting the lime in the coconut.
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
Omglol.
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
My quote,
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chickittylover · 1 decade ago
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
omfg even worse
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