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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    i hope when you die
    you get to see your stats like how
    many times you laughed or told a lie or
    kissed or how many people
    loved you and how many people
    hated you and what you meant to people
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    when i was ten,
    my heart was too big for my body
    and there was this boy in my class who i hated
    because his hair was stupid and his smile was stupid
    and i couldn't speak properly when he was around.
    i found out he liked my best friend
    and that made me feel a bit hollow inside
    so i crinkled my nose and hated him more
    even when he tried to talk to me.
    (have you ever hated someone that way?)
    when i was eleven
    our teacher sat us next to each other in class.
    we laughed at everything with our eyes
    and everyone else got annoyed
    i'd lie in bed texting him until i fell asleep
    (his hair was still stupid.)
    when i was twelve,
    i was freefalling into destruction,
    but he could still make me smile
    even when it hurt my heart to do it.
    my dad was dying and my skin was scarred,
    but he told stupid jokes that made it go away.
    (maybe i dotted the i in his name with a heart.)
    when i was thirteen,
    we only had one class together,
    but we sat together every single lesson
    and drew on each others' hands
    and the teacher thought we were dating.
    i liked another guy for most of that year.
    (i never told anyone that i liked the first boy, too.)
    when i was fourteen,
    i dated a tall guy who i didn't like
    because i didn't want to admit that maybe i was in love with my best friend,
    who made fun of my boyfriend mercilessly.
    i dumped him, but i never told him why.
    i'm almost fifteen,
    and my heart is still too big for my body.
    these are all the things i'll never tell him.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    “If you could go back and just change
    one thing about your life, would you?
    And if you did, would that change make your life better?
    Or would that change ultimately break your heart?
    Or break the heart of another?
    Would you choose an entirely different path?
    Or would you change just one thing?
    Just one moment.
    One moment that you’ve always wanted back.”
    — Lucas Scott,
    One Tree Hill

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Boys say they like natural girls
    But honestly,
    if there’s two girls walking down the street,
    one with nice smokey eyes
    and a classy red lipstick
    and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
    you’re going to be looking at the one
    who made an effort ..
    and if boys do prefer natural girls,
    why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
    who actually get the boyfriends?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:01am UTC
    Who here on witty thinks their mom is beautiful?

  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    if you ever feel worthless, just remember: to someone, you are perfect

  8. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    There are 24 hours in a day
    I spend 7 hours a day in school.
    then you're expected to do extra curicular clubs. so add an hour.
    not to mention all the sports you're expected to do. add 2 hours.
    now we're up to 10 hours.
    my school also requires volenteer work. add 3 hours.
    and don't forget to eat dinner to make ur body healthy! add 1 hour.
    up to 14 hours already.
    of course we have to make time to showewer, shave, and make ourselves look presentable, so lets add an hour for being girls.
    and of course we can't forget about homework. i usually get around 2 hours a night.
    my health teacher always says that being a teenager, we should spend some time with friends, family, and alone time. so i'll add 2 hours for all of the above.
    a healthy teenager should get around 8 hours of sleep a night.
    I'm at 27 hours.
    in a 24 hour day.
    being a teenager stinks.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Pick her up
    and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
    She'll scream and fight you,
    but secretly, she'll love it.
    Hold her hand while you talk.
    Hold her hand when you drive.
    Just hold her hand.
    Tell her she looks pretty.
    Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
    Protect her.
    Tell her stupid jokes.
    Tickle her, even when she says stop.
    When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
    Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    Get her mad, then kiss her.
    Tease her and let her tease you back.
    Kiss her on the cheek.
    Kiss her on the forehead.
    Just kiss her.
    Let her wear your clothes.
    Go slow.
    Don't push anything.
    When you fall in love with her, tell her.

  10. dukey95 dukey95
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Day 1
    5:45am
    Me: Yay first day of school. I cant wait to see friends.*curls hair, make-up, cute clothes*
    Day 2
    6:15am
    Me: Blah first full day, Im a little sleepy. *Straight hair, make-up, sorta cute clothes*
    Day 3
    6:35am
    Me: Oh my god I'm so tired! Is the week over yet, gosh! *Ponytail, little make-up, normal clothes*
    Day 4
    6:50am
    Me: *Rolls out of bed* Dear God its too early for this, thank gosh tomorrow is Friday. *Wet wavy hair, light make-up, miss-matched clothes*
    Day 5
    7:10am
    Mom: Get up! You're gonna be late
    Me: Ughhh
    Dog: *Whines, Pulls on covers*
    Me: I'm up I'm up, Summer, please come back, I don't want to go back to school, please be over! *Messy bun, no make-up, sweats and a t-shirt*

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    phases of study
    denial - relax! it's not even that much
    anger - why didn't i start studying earlier?!
    negotiating - if i read a page in 10 minutes, ill read 1857 pages in...
    depression - there's not enough time
    acceptance - im screwed already. im going to bed

  12. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Today I learned #1
    Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
    nmf/nmq

  13. MyNameIsAwzome MyNameIsAwzome
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    I still get butterflies
    even though I've seen you
    a hundred times...

  15. vicky8282 vicky8282
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    We could
    of
    had it
    all.
    format by sandrasaurus

  16. vicky8282 vicky8282
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    "You made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter."
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. vicky8282 vicky8282
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    "Had alot of crooks trying to steal your heart. Never really had luck, couldnt figure out how to love."♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. vicky8282 vicky8282
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Anorexia
    Is something you just cant tell anyone.
    Its hard to open up and admit you have a problem.
    Its a hard and painful recovery
    I've been through it.
    It sucks.

  19. SpiderWomen123 SpiderWomen123
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Anorexia
    You're with me everywhere I go.
    You tell me you're my friend.
    You slowly kill me everyday.
    But I try to pretend
    That you are here to help me,
    You'll bring me friends and fame.
    If you gain control,
    A grave will bear my name.
    Im a puppet on a string.
    And you, the puppeteer.
    You control my every move,
    You fill my soul with fear.
    Each day as you get stronger,
    You leave no time for friends.
    You tell me I must exercise
    The torture never ends.
    My mind is like a dust storm.
    I cant think when you're strong.
    And when I try to fight you,
    You tell me that im wrong.
    To think that you will leave me.
    You say you'll never go.
    I dont need you to live
    And I want you to know.
    You tell me im superior
    Because I now am thin.
    But what you never told me
    Is what matters lies within.
    With help from my friends and family,
    Ive learned that it is true.
    They love me for who I am.
    And so I dont need you.
    Anorexia, you're worthless.
    And I just want you to know
    That im ready to recover,
    Ready to let you go finally.

  20. StarryMysteries StarryMysteries
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    ❝ DO YOU REMEMBER IN
    KInDerGarTen
    h o w y o u ' d m e e t a (kid)
    anD Know noTHInG aBouT THem,
    THEN TEN SECONDS LATER,
    ♥ {{ YOU'D BE PLAYING }}
    LIKe You were BesT FrIenDs,
    ♥ {BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE}
    anyone but yourself. ❞

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