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iloveyou10101
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August 21, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Today I learned #3
In victorian times, they invented a tea cup to prevent your mustache from getting wet.
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iloveyou10101
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August 21, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Today I learned #2
Even if you don't have internet on your cellphone, you can text GOOGLE (466453) and it will text you answers back immediately
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iloveyou10101
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August 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Today I learned #1
Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
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iloveyou10101
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August 6, 2012 10:41am UTC

Just saw this on facebook;
This girl I know
So my morbidly obese neighbor is screaming at the top of her lungs about how she's going to slit her son's throat because her arm can't bend to open the driver's side of the Durango, and she's stuck inside and has to poop, but her son left her out there so he could watch T.V. I love my street.
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iloveyou10101
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July 27, 2012 12:43pm UTC

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iloveyou10101
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July 27, 2012 11:07am UTC

"Thats what" - She said

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iloveyou10101
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July 14, 2012 11:05am UTC

Doctor: Are you on any birth control?
Me: Yes
Doctor: And that is?
Me: My appereance.
fave if you get it (:
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iloveyou10101
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July 10, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Just girl things #20
Spending hours and hours on the computer everyday.
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iloveyou10101
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July 9, 2012 2:43pm UTC

Comment your tumblr name and I will follow you
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iloveyou10101
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July 9, 2012 12:28pm UTC

Just girl things #19
Baking cookies and eating them too fast
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iloveyou10101
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July 9, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Just girl things #18
Feeling fat cause your friends are smaller then you.
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iloveyou10101
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July 8, 2012 1:02pm UTC

"You're like a penny, two faced and worthless. "
2 problems.
A penny is worth something,
Its worth 1 cent.
Also, only one side of the coin has a face,
The other side is a building
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iloveyou10101
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July 8, 2012 11:23am UTC

Just girl things #17
Not being able to finish a whole chap stick.
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iloveyou10101
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July 8, 2012 10:44am UTC

Just girl things #16
Going in Bath and Body Works and trying all the lotions/perfumes, and not buying anything
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iloveyou10101
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July 8, 2012 10:41am UTC

Just girl things #15
Eating too many sweets and regretting it later
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iloveyou10101
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July 8, 2012 10:39am UTC

Just girl things #14
Texting that guy
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