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  1. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Today I learned #3
    In victorian times, they invented a tea cup to prevent your mustache from getting wet.
    nmf/nmq

  2. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Today I learned #2
    Even if you don't have internet on your cellphone, you can text GOOGLE (466453) and it will text you answers back immediately
    nmf/nmq

  3. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Today I learned #1
    Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
    nmf/nmq

  4. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Just saw this on facebook;
    This girl I know
    So my morbidly obese neighbor is screaming at the top of her lungs about how she's going to slit her son's throat because her arm can't bend to open the driver's side of the Durango, and she's stuck inside and has to poop, but her son left her out there so he could watch T.V. I love my street.
    24 hours ago · like comment ·
    LOLOL
    nmf

  5. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:07am UTC
    "Thats what" - She said

  7. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Doctor: Are you on any birth control?
    Me: Yes
    Doctor: And that is?
    Me: My appereance.
    fave if you get it (:
    nmf/nmq

  8. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Just girl things #20
    Spending hours and hours on the computer everyday.

    nmq/nmf

  9. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Comment your tumblr name and I will follow you

  10. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    Just girl things #19
    Baking cookies and eating them too fast

    nmq/nmf

  11. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Just girl things #18
    Feeling fat cause your friends are smaller then you.

    nmq/nmf

  12. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    "You're like a penny, two faced and worthless. "
    2 problems.
    A penny is worth something,
    Its worth 1 cent.
    Also, only one side of the coin has a face,
    The other side is a building

  13. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Just girl things #17
    Not being able to finish a whole chap stick.

    nmq/nmf

  14. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Just girl things #16
    Going in Bath and Body Works and trying all the lotions/perfumes, and not buying anything

    nmq/nmf

  15. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Just girl things #15
    Eating too many sweets and regretting it later

    nmq/nmf

  16. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Just girl things #14
    Texting that guy

    nmq/nmf

  17. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Just girl things #13
    Sweating while straightening your hair.

    nmq/nmf

  18. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Just girl things #12
    Wanting a belly button piercing.

    nmq/nmf

  19. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:55am UTC
    Just girl things #11
    Seeing a really cute puppy and wishing you could own it.

    nmq/nmf

  20. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:52am UTC
    Just girl things #10
    That little dance you do while putting on your skinny jeans

    nmq/nmf

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