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October 11, 2012 8:47pm UTC

I'm just curious:
How many people on Witty are from America?

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 7:50pm UTC

That horrifying moment when
You can't get a ring off your finger

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BravoSierra
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October 11, 2012 2:56pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Dear Mom and Dad,
When I lie to you, it's for your own good.

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JustStevie
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC

So today, my girlfriend was telling me a story, and I interrupted her with a kiss.
She replied with: "Uhm excuse me, I was talking.."

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Jade672
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 10:18am UTC

muSIc Can TaKe
(( m e b a c k t o t h e h a p p i e s t & d a r k e s t t i m e s ))
of my life. the times i'm
DYING TO RE-LIVE & THE TIMES I'M HOPING TO FORGET ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 12:27pm UTC

credittorunningislife
♥Lilo and Stitch♥
Lilo: I'm sorry i bit you...
Lilo: And pulled your hair.
Lilo: And punched you in the face.

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kenzie_98
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Like this and i'll post a name on your profile that sounds good with yours
♥

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Friend: I failed my spelling test because the question said, "Spell Perfect", and I spelled his name <3
Me: ..............................
Friend: ...........................
Me: .................................
Friend: .............................
Me: Well then you're an idiot.

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BravoSierra
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October 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You know it's cold outside
When you go outside and it's cold. - Fez

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC

WHEN I GET SAD
I TEND TO GET REALLY REALLY QUIET
MAYBE,
A WORD OR TWO COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH
BUT THAT'S IT
THE SILENCE LETS ME THINK OF MY MISTAKES
AND JUST KILLS ME ON THE INSIDE

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imasquirrel01292011
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 6:34pm UTC

I'm a boy who
gives her my sweatshirt when
she's cold ♥

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_ItsMeShelbyPeople
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 10:12am UTC

Bad guys in movies:
"But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved."

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 12:13am UTC

i think about the
LAST TIME I SAW YOU, JUST ABOUT///+
» ALL THE TIME ♥

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lolmybffjill
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 8:20pm UTC

it''s scary, coming home to an empty house
and not knowing
what I'll do.

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 7:41pm UTC

At school...
I sit there like a lady and eat slowly.
At home...
I eat like I haven't in 1,045,286 years.
Just me?

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imasquirrel01292011
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I'm a boy who
would rather call you than text you, just so i can hear your voice.♥

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lasagnatonight
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Person in Class: *Coughs*
Me: You sir, are filthing my air.

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Screaming
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 10:56am UTC

*Creating code names for people on the way home*
me: Shhh! We can't talk about Adam, he's right over there!
friend: Oh, right! Um.. we'll call him... Alarm Clock!
me: Uh... why?
friend: because Alarm Clocks are annoying.
me: ... I see what you did there

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