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JustStevie

1. JustStevie
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   "How to get killed in your own backyard"
   -A novel written by anyone who lives in Australia
   
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2. JustStevie
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2012 5:38pm UTC
   I’ve been 18+ since I was 12
   
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3. JustStevie
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   me: why am I so fat
   me: eats 17 pizzas
   me: eats 42 buckets of icecream
   me: eats entire family
   me: why
   
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4. JustStevie
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   Just Imagine
   Waking up one day to take your child to school.
   Making him/her breakfast.
   Walking him/her to the bus stop, kissing their forehead and giving them a goodbye hug.
   Saying "I love you" and that you'll be here when he/she gets back.
   Watching the bus drive away with your child waving goodbye.
   Going home and thinking everything is perfectly fine.
   When suddenly you get a phonecall saying "Your child will not be coming home. He/she was shot and killed..I'm so sorry."
   Not even knowing that that was the last hug and kiss you will ever give them.
   The one thing you loved the most was gone and was never coming back.
   Let's not only pray for the victims, but for the parents going through this.
   Rest in peace to all the children who were lost on this tragic day.<3
   
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5. JustStevie
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   My girlfriend: You know, girls can tell when you look at their boobs. It doesn't matter how quickly you glance. One second is like five seconds in boob time.
   
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6. JustStevie
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   So today, my girlfriend was telling me a story, and I interrupted her with a kiss.
   She replied with: "Uhm excuse me, I was talking.."
   
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