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imasquirrel01292011

1. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   When the person you have a crush on,
   talks about people they think are hot.
   
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2. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2013 8:06pm UTC
   But I don't want good and I don't want good
   enough
   I want can't sleep, can't breathe without
   your love.
   
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3. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 8:00pm UTC
   I shouldn't be lonely in this big ol' world
   
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4. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 8:02pm UTC
   When I'm with you, hours feel like seconds.
   When we're apart, days feel like years.
   
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5. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2013 8:53pm UTC
   I'm done chasing after people who aren't whiling to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.
   
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6. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC
   she still gives me butterflies
   
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7. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   A lie ended my relationship.
   A lie that wasn't mine.
   
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8. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
   I thought you already knew.
   
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9. imasquirrel01292011
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2013 2:42pm UTC
   Today,
   I cought myslef smiling.
   Then I realized,
   I was thinking about you.
   
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10. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    Studies have shown that
    people who have more
    birthdays live longer.
    
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11. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.
    
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12. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Her smile? I made that.
    Her heart? I hold that.
    Her back? I got that.
    My everything? She's beyond that.
    
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13. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsered my nike
    
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14. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    rated R for rachet
    
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15. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Your like school in july,
    no class.
    
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16. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:55am UTC
    The difference between promises and memories are, we break promises, and memories break us.
    
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17. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I hate being bipolar,
    it's awesome!
    
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18. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I've got 99 problems,
    and they're all due
    monday.
    
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19. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Girl listens to Taylor Swift
    he did something wrong
    Guy listens to Taylor Swift
    sh*t just got real serious
    
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20. imasquirrel01292011
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Taylor Swift is on replay, and
    I'm ready for this hurt to go away.
    
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