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posted a quote
November 10, 2013 8:16pm UTC

Hey Wittains, I need your help.
I had this really awesome idea (and I encourage you to try it). I'm going to put 365 inspirational quotes on post-it notes and put them in a jar. Starting January 1st, I am going to pick one out every morning, and it will be a nice little thing to get me going and put me in a good mood the whole day. But where do I get 365 inspirational quotes? Thats where you guys come in. I need you all to comment your favorite quote that you made up, one that inspires you, or one that just makes you smile all day. It will be a fun thing and every day I will post the quote that I picked out of the jar that day onto witty (and I will credit you and/or the author of the quote). So please comment your favorite quote below!

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posted a quote
June 30, 2013 2:21pm UTC

What if the reason why the creators of Monsters Inc. waited 12 years to make Monsters University was because the kids who watched Monsters inc. of 5, 6, 7, and 8 are now 17, 18, 19, and 20 are off to college? The same thing happened with Toy Story 3 and how Andy was giving up his toys and childhood to go off to college? What if they wanted to say goodbuy to the children who loved their movies properly?

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posted a quote
June 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Words of wisdom #1:
There are plenty of ways to enter a pool.
The stairs is not one of them.

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posted a quote
June 14, 2013 2:04pm UTC

I don't know what to choose:
Kiss You by 1D
or
Kiss Me by Ed Sheeran

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posted a quote
December 15, 2012 5:56pm UTC

That awkward moment
when someone says that mermaids don't exist
and you're sitting right next to them.

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posted a quote
November 28, 2012 6:13pm UTC

I've decided to write my dreams down every night.
Fav. if you would read my craziness on witty if I posted them.

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posted a quote
November 25, 2012 11:16am UTC

Every time I try to make a chemistry joke,
there's no reaction.
:(

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posted a quote
November 21, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Person: Oh my gosh! Did you hear? Josh just got knifed!!!
Me: Thats forked up.
Person:
Me:
John Travolta:
Spongebob:
My cat:
Me: Too spoon?

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posted a quote
November 21, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

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posted a quote
November 20, 2012 8:09am UTC

A Man lost his son Caleb 6 years ago,
So he tried again and had another son. His current son is now four years old.
The other night, the son had a dream. He told his father the next morning. He said, "Daddy, an angel named Caleb came to me in my dream and told me that he was watching over me and that he said everything is okay.
Remember: Never lose hope. You will always have a guardian angel to watch over you.

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Hipster Giraffe: I only eat the leaves on the top of the tree. You've probably never seen them.
Hipster Charlie Brown: My teacher womped before dubstep.
Hipster Penguin: Was cold before it was cool.
Hipster Rapunzel: I had glowing hair before Lady Gaga made it cool.
Hipster Steve: Facebook was too mainstream for him, so he made witty profiles.
Fav for a series?

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Our teacher gave us Bacon in class today.
Bacon.
Bacon.
Bacon.
Bacon.
BACON.
please excuse me while i go fangirl in the corner

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 9:12pm UTC

People keep saying that when Taylor and Harry break up, there will be a great song that one of them writes.
But what I don't get is that everyone is assuming that they will break up.
Why?
Why can't we accept the fact that not all celebrities have to break up with each other. You never know, they might get married one day.

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Who was your favorite?
-Blue
-Magenta
-Green
-Steve :)
-Sidetable Drawer
-Mr. Salt
-Mrs. Pepper
-Paprika
-Mailbox
-Pail
-Shovel
-Periwinkle
-Tickety Tock
-Slippery Soap

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 8:52pm UTC

That Awkward moment in Blue's Clues
when they replace Steve with
Joe.

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Hello, my name is
whatever I have to write here in order to make you want to talk to me.

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Hello, my name is
NOT RICK!!!!

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posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Hello, my name is
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
(His name is my name too)