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  1. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    when boys know how to make you laugh
    wHen you're aT your saddesT.

  2. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    Dear Bestfriend,
    How's your summer going? Mines going okay. I got accepted into the CAS program. My parents were proud. How's your new boyfriend Daniel? He's cute, good job. :) So, you're probably wondering why I'm writing you this letter instead of texting you or calling you, and it's because you're busy with your new friends, and I didn't wanna bother you. We talked last week, on Facebook IM long enough for you to ask me a favor. You asked me to talk to three guys; who were mad at you because you led them all on, and then dated some other guy, who you told me you didn't like, but, whatever. I did. One of them was my best friend, who's like in love with you. The second one was this kid I smacked in the face last year because he dumped you. And the last one was a player who was willing to take off his jersey and quit the game. Now they're all your friends again. You're welcome. You never thanked me, but it's okay I know you're too busy for me anymore. I'm not mad, I just want to know why you've completely forgotten about me. What happened to us? I'm still here for you, you'll always be my best friend, but I don't think it's fair when you lie to me, and how you keep things from me. I've never done that to you. I've been thinking, and I've never dated any of your ex's. Honestly, I'm not mad you and Keith like each other, in fact, I'm happy for you. He's a good guy, we dated for eight months, I would know. I'm still in love with him, and you know that, but it's okay. We broke up like a year ago, but I'll get over him I'm over him. I want you both to be happy. I'd ask you when we're going to hang out, but you just call me up when you're bored or something and we'll hopefully get everything back to normal. I miss you. I miss my best friend, before all of this.
    ~Your Old Bestfriend
    Thank you to all who read!
    It's really long, sorry!

  3. xEmily13x xEmily13x
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm no beauty queen.
    My make up always smudges.
    My straightened hair always curls.
    I don't get along with everyone,
    and I am //slow\\ to catch on.
    I trip over >>nothing,
    and I stutter around him.
    I'm not a straight A student,
    but I'm no bimbo either.
    Sure, I like wearing short shirts and low cut tanks,
    but you have to work to gain my trust.
    I never get along with my family,
    and most of the time I like being a l o n e.
    Sometimes I make no sense,
    and get mad for no reason.
    Yeah, I'm not perfect, but no one is.
    [Not even him.]


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  5. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Spongebob ;
    Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward.
    Patrick ;
    Why did you say bye to Squidward twice?
    Spongebob ;
    I l i k e Squidward.
    [♥]

  6. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    annoying problems #24:
    reading the exam and thinking, "when the fúck did we learn this?"

  7. lovinglifetothemaximumba lovinglifetothemaximumba
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    Hearing something that kills you inside
    But pretending you don’t care.


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  9. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 3:27pm UTC
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  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #78
    the human body recreates itself every six months. nearly every cell of hair, skin and bone dies and another is directed to its former place. you are not who you were last january.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  11. epicbeacher epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:57am UTC
    English teachers put more
    thought into a novel
    than the author

  12. cherrygirl347 cherrygirl347
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC
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  13. loveorhate loveorhate
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    We all have that friend
    that we always tell, "We're gonna hang soon!" and we never do.

  14. jessicaandhearts jessicaandhearts
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 12:32am UTC
    t h a t m o m e n t ,
    when the pretty girl flirts with the guy you like, and you instantly hate her.

  15. Chloaaay17 Chloaaay17
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    that awkward moment;
    between your birth and your death


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  18. InJustinBiebersPants InJustinBiebersPants
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    MyDadisDamnStrong.
    his had 2 heart attacks,
    6 strokes
    1 heart trans plant
    God knows how many times his been in hospital
    &&
    his still walking this earth.

  19. RAWRimaDINOSAUR RAWRimaDINOSAUR
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    i don't want a 'serious relationship':
    I'm a teenager.
    I want someone I can act like a complete fool around,
    that we can spend hours just talking about the most
    pointless things. I want someone who makes me laugh
    and who I can plan stupid things with that'll never
    happen. Because I'm sick of seeing movies with a girl falling in love with her 'perfect boy'.
    Who wants perfect? I want adventure. I want someone I can tell my secrets.
    To, waste my weekends with and act like we're five again.
    I wanna have fun .

  20. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    "My weight doesn't define who I am"
    -Khloe Kardashian

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