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Status: have you ever really danced on the edge?

Member Since: 9 Jun 2011 11:13pm

Last Seen: 14 Jun 2016 01:30pm

Birthday: November 22

Gender: F

user id: 181298

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hi, i'm jess
i'm eighteen years old and i've been on witty for 2399234 years

pizza*
posted a quote
June 11, 2015 11:53pm UTC

i'm a high school graduate
and i still can't properly fold a burrito

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pizza*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:21am UTC

if you
had
a choice,
would
it ever
be
me?

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pizza*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:05am UTC

you have no idea
how much i care about you.

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pizza*
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 11:22pm UTC

ThereserehT
TwowT
SidesediS
ToT
EveryrevE
StoryrotS

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pizza*
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 11:08pm UTC

boy: want to hang out tonight at my house? girl: yeah, no, sorry i've got a date with my bed..

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pizza*
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 11:05pm UTC

i've seem to come down with 'i want summeritis.'

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pizza*
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 12:21am UTC

in the end,
we just regret the chances we didn't take.

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pizza*
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 8:51pm UTC

and i'm taking all your memories off the shelf
'cause i don't need you or anybody else.
so take a look at me, see what you want to see.

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pizza*
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 10:38pm UTC

study:
(verb)
the act of texting,
eating,
and watching tv
with an open textbook nearby.

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pizza*
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 10:14pm UTC

joder mi vida.

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pizza*
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 9:09pm UTC

today, one of my friends was explaining
to her guy friends different signs girls give
if they like a guy. she turned to me, and
asked. 'these are true, right?' i nodded,
just to play along. she turned back and
added a few seconds later, 'come on,
these are true. how many times have
you made out with a guy?' i frowned
and responded, 'none.'

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pizza*
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 11:57am UTC

when you get your period
the day before school starts.

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pizza*
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 12:37pm UTC

hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
the fear of the number 666

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pizza*
posted a quote
August 17, 2011 12:04am UTC

TUMBLR?
i follow back.
d0ntbelievewhatheysay.tumblr.com

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pizza*
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 12:55pm UTC

gravity
don't mean too much to me.