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epicbeacher

1. epicbeacher
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   December 12, 2012 8:31pm UTC
   he just asked me out
   12.12.12
   
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2. epicbeacher
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   December 1, 2012 11:43pm UTC
   you cant make somebody like you
   you can only stalk them
   and hope for the best
   
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3. epicbeacher
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   December 1, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   you cant make somebody like you
   you can only stalk them
   and hope for the best
   
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4. epicbeacher
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   December 1, 2012 11:38pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. epicbeacher
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   July 18, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues
   
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6. epicbeacher
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   July 18, 2012 12:16pm UTC
   SLEEP
   is
   for
   people
   with
   no
   internet
   connection
   
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7. epicbeacher
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 12:13pm UTC
   I met Eminem once
   he was pretty awkward
   his palms were sweaty,
   his knees weak,
   and his arms were heavy.
   There was vomit on his sweater already,
   it was his moms spaghettis
   
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8. epicbeacher
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   July 18, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   what is our 11:11 wishes aren't coming
   true because one person is wishing
   for them not to come true??
   MIND=BLOWN
   
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9. epicbeacher
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 12:03pm UTC
   WIll the real slim
   shady please
   stand up?
   ..what if the real slim shady is in a wheelchair?
   
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10. epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:56am UTC
    I really want to meet the teenage version of my parents!
    
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11. epicbeacher
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    July 18, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Checking your phone to see what time it
    is and checking it again because the
    first time you weren't paying attention
    
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12. epicbeacher
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    July 18, 2012 11:41am UTC
    texting someone to say
    you're at thier house
    because your too lazy to knock
    
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13. epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:30am UTC
    I wish you could download
    food from the interent
    
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14. epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:23am UTC
    To do list
    Harry Styles
    Louis Tomlinson
    Liam Payne
    Niall Horan
    Zayne Malik
    *mine from another account
    
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15. epicbeacher
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    April 6, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    YODO
    #you only die once
    
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16. epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Fave if you have
    ONE DIRECTION INFECTION♥
    
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17. epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    i need a witty best friend
    any takers??
    
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18. epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    YOLO
    [you only live once]
    
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19. epicbeacher
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    March 3, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Keep your head high
    --->> because life..<<---
    [can do terrible things]
    
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20. epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I love listening
    to lies
    when i know the truth
    
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