There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC
I wonder if God gets excited when he finally sees us with the person He created us to be with. Or i f He is watching and is l i ke -- " That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM. THAT WAS THEM." "Ugh, why are all my otp's walking by each other without noticing?"" We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom. nmf/ fformat from imthetypeofgirl
ChasingDreams posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC
How to creep people out 1-have your children walk home from school 2-wait until they are walking past two elderly women 3-drive up in your car 4-swing open the passenger car 5-ask your own children "hey, kids, want some candy?" 6-watch the horrified looks on the women's faces as your kids clim in and you drive off
aquacrayonxo11 posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC
Beauty Tip #1 Want whiter teeth? Step 1: Brush your teeth with regular toothpaste Step 2: Mash up 1 strawberry in a bowl Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon og Baking soda in the mixture Step 4: brush teeth with mixture w/ toothbrush Step 5: Leave on teeth for 2 minutes Step 6: Spit out all Step 7: Brush teeth wirh regular toothpaste and enjoy your white teeth It works, I tried it with my sister but warning! It taste bad DO NOT SWALLOW. Series?
My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends: Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's. My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.