Witty Profiles

lovelydarling

1. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2013 11:16pm UTC
   That awkward moment WHEN THAT'S NOT AWKWARD AT ALL OMFG
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
2. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 8:36pm UTC
   when you can feel your relationship slowly but surely ending <<
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
3. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2012 12:15pm UTC
   Sweet 16th birthday today say whaaaat?! ;)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
4. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2012 10:58pm UTC
   What if words didn't mean what they actually mean?
   Like, if "moist" was actually "kill".
   "I'm going to moist you."
   "YOU MOISTED HIM."
   I don't know
   kbye
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
5. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
6. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 12:59am UTC
   I don’t have a problem with letting people into my life.
   It’s letting the people who’ve already left once back into my life. That... that I have a problem with.
   mq
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
7. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 9:25pm UTC
   I hate seeing pretty girls.
   Whenever I see a pretty girl, I always think "I bet if I were that pretty he would have stayed."
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
8. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2012 12:34pm UTC
   I want to punch you in the mouth with my lips
   nmq/tumblr
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
9. lovelydarling
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   I am ∞% done
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
10. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    i lose my phone every time i set it down imagine me with a child
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
11. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    *Talking to my mom about the guys in our Homecoming group*
    Me: So I told them that they have to look as spiffy and dapper as possible.
    Mom: Good. They should.
    Me: Yep. Because they will be among beautiful women.
    Mom: Yeah! AND YOU. OOOOOHHHHHH BUUURRRRNNNN.
    Me: *jaw drops*
    Me: High five mom.
    true story.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
12. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    Best friend: who needs friends when you can have calories
    Me: Omg can that be my life motto please
    true story.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
13. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    "For the love of cats, please follow the rules."
    Steve, you so funny ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
14. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours
    don't
    nmq/tumblr
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
15. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    hispanic person: ¿
    me: I speak spanish let me translate: ?
    nmq/nmf/i laughed so hard when i read this
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
16. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    You funny
    You amazing
    You wonderful
    You my everything
    You my world
    Aww I love you
    And I love you
    True story! And it was completely out of the blue. He made a joke so I told him he was funny, and he randomly busted out the sweetness. He's simply wonderful <3
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
17. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Plot twist: You find your parents witty
    nmf/nmq
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points
18. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
    Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive
    nmf/nmq
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 734 points
19. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Pick up lines for old people.
    Old man: hey baby you better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up
    nmf/nmq
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 484 points
20. lovelydarling
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    When you're already in a sh/t mood, then that song comes on and it just makes you stop and slowly blink; you feel weak and light, as if you could float away at that very second and you wouldn't mind.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles