*Talking to my mom about the guys in our Homecoming group*
Me: So I told them that they have to look as
spiffy and dapper as possible.
Mom: Good. They should.
Me: Yep. Because they will be among beautiful
women.
Mom: Yeah! AND YOU. OOOOOHHHHHH BUUURRRRNNNN.
Me: *jaw drops*
Me: High five mom.
true story.
