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Lover17

1. Lover17
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 8:14pm UTC
   My friend changed after she became a vegetarian. It's like I've never seen herbivore.
   ....
   
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2. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 12:37pm UTC
   The best plot twist: Finding Nemo 2 is actually about Nemo undertaking a spiritual journey to find himself.
   
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3. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 10:34am UTC
   If Beethoven heard Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber's music
   he would be probably shocked,
   not because the music is bad, but because Beethoven is deaf...
   
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4. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   Me watching the Olympics:
   Horray. He kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development. Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed and apperently that deserves a round of applause.
   format by sandrasaurus
   
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5. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 6:48pm UTC
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   Every time Bohemian Rhapsody starts playing
   I'm not satisfied by only singing the lyrics
   I have to sing the opera voices. And also the guitar part.♥
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   iwastesomuchtime.com
   
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6. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 10:24am UTC
   Did You Know?
   There have been about 514 Leap Years
   since Caesar created it in 45BC.
   Without the extra day every 4 years,
   today would be July 28, 2013.
   Also, the mayan calender didn't account for Leap Years.....so technically the world should've ended 7 months ago.
   
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7. Lover17
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   ?
   If you watch Mean Girls backwards...
   » it's about a girl who becomes «
   So unpopular, she has to move to Africa!
   Credit: FaveFormats
   
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8. Lover17
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 4:28pm UTC
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   When somebody calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them because,
   I know how hard life is for the visaually impaired. ♥
   
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9. Lover17
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2012 10:27am UTC
   That awkward moment
   when someone you hate is breathing...
   NFM/FMQ
   
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10. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Auto correct can go straight to he'll
    
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11. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Dear people who make comments about fourth graders' relationship statuses on Facebook,
    ........why are you friends with a fourth grader to begin with?
    Sincerely, concerned you're a pedophile.
    
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12. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Why dion't you slip into something more comfy like a coma, hater?
    
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13. Lover17
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    January 27, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    How to eat Candy Corn:
    1.) Eat one
    2.) Remember you don't like them
    3.) Leave the rest
    How to eat Trail Mix:
    1.) Pick out the M&M's
    2.) Leave the rest for someone else
    
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14. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Detox Weekend is the best thing Steve has ever done. We can fave quotes for what they really are, not just format and who wrote them. <3
    
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15. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Building a treehouse is killing a tree
    and then making his friend hold up his dead body.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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16. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    ThatAwkward when
    you said "moment" in your head before actually reading it.
    
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17. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    & If you could live the next 24 hours.
    say and do whatever you want and then erase it and start over,what would you do?♥
    
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18. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 12:29am UTC
    How much do you love me?
    Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
    But, it's morning.
    Exactly.
    
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20. Lover17
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    I'm not going to make this quote special. I just wanted to ask a favour.
    I read this really sad quote on top quotes today. A quote from a boy named FramingMatthew. He has cancer. Can you fave this quote for him? Just so he has something to give him hope and so he'll stay strong<3.
    
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