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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC
    I use jokes from Witty in real life,
    and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

  2. Purplepandas Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Hate to break it to you but...
    Romeo and Juliet is not a
    love story.
    It's a 3-day relationship between a 13yr
    old and a 17yr old that resulted in
    6 deaths.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. Spuddy1o1 Spuddy1o1
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 2:31am UTC
    "Are you okay?" he said.
    He interlocked his fingers in mine.
    "I'm fine," i whispired, a small fake smile reaching across my face.
    "No you're not, talk to me."

  5. Spuddy1o1 Spuddy1o1
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Plot Twist: I actually died many years ago, there is just a queue
    mine, a l l m i n e
    -tumblr

  6. Spuddy1o1 Spuddy1o1
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Welcome to Witty Profiles
    Here you will find that;
    Many people excel in english
    We hate society and what it has become
    We have experienced a lot
    We like to call people peasants
    We don't particularly enjoy maths
    Enjoy your stay with us, with love from your Witty Family

  7. Spuddy1o1 Spuddy1o1
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    famous wittian: *12345678990 faves*
    famous wittian: *sigh* what quotes been faved this time?
    me: *1 fave*
    me: oh lordy, I'd like to thank my mum and dad for making this beautiful brain so I could think of this amazing quote. To Witty, for inspiring me when I thought I couldn't think of anything. My friends, family, thank you so much. I can't believe it, I think I might start to cry. me: *crying* thank you!
    nmf
    Tumblr

  8. its_hannah_here11 its_hannah_here11
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    "NO!"
    Jimmy Protested.
    -Louis Tomlinson

  9. its_hannah_here11 its_hannah_here11
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:28am UTC
    Hi i'm Hannah.
    I guess i'm just your average 14 year old girl. I like music, Being with friends, and just doing nothing.
    I'm the girl who people would always want to be friends with, because i always have a smile on my face.
    The truth is, That smile is hiding tears of an unhappy girl.
    A girl who is broken, a girl who feels unwanted and unloved.
    A girl who is lost. Being bullied my whole life. Being hurt, and insecure. Alone.
    I never considered myself "happy". I've always wanted just one friend.
    One friend who wouldn't judge me for how much money i have, or the way i look.
    A friend who would like me for me. Not because i'm rich.
    I never had alot of money. I'm still wearing jeans from 2 years ago.
    I've been made fun of because i don't have a perfect life.
    I'm not perfect. My family isn't perfect. My life isn't perfect.
    I've been talked about behind my back by people who i thought were my best friends.
    People i trusted. People i thought would understand. People i thought wouldn't judge me.
    I was the girl who did self harm. Who cut herself every night to take away her pain.
    The girl who thought about suicide, but couldn't because her family would be hurt.
    The girl who has trust issues from past experience. I'm the girl who has a low self-esteem.
    The girl who is insecure about her looks, and her voice, and her money.
    Today my mom told me she might have cancer.
    I'm the girl who never appreciated anything. Until now.
    So i guess i'm just going to keep walking around with that smile.
    Hoping someone will come along and be friends with me not because of my looks,
    but because of my personality.
    its_hannah_here11


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. sophandgus sophandgus
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 12:47am UTC
    If Disney Channel wanted reviews of their shows they should just come on Witty...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    So my best friend Jill(OneDirection) is
    thinking about leaving witty. Please fave this quote to show her we love her no matter what and that we still love her quotes. Thanks

  14. jooyjooy jooyjooy
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:15am UTC
    I want to make a petition, I want STEVE to see this:
    Ok, I want there to be an witty app.
    Anyone else agree?
    Pleae Favourite if you do. I really want steve to see this and want it to happen.
    Comment if you don't
    :)
    Thank-you
    <3

  15. sophandgus sophandgus
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 12:42am UTC
    Me: *buys a pack of chips and opens them*
    Me: OH MY GOSH!!!
    Me: SO MANY CHIPS!
    Me: THE PACKET IS FILLED OVER HALFWAY!!
    Me: I'd just like to thank God for blessing me with this packet, and my mom for giving me the money!!
    Me: I'm just lost for words!

  16. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:48am UTC
    Some Random Guy On Witty: "All Girls On Witty Are Beautiful. Each And Every One Is Drop Dead Gorgeous."
    How 95% Of Girls On Witty React: Omg You're so sweet. I wish there were more guys like you. There should be more people like you in the world. In that way the world would be a better place.
    How The 5% Of The Girls On Witty React: ....Ha! Nice try xD *scrolls down*
    Are You That 5%? ;D

  17. Lizzie_143 Lizzie_143
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Forever Young
    Chapter 17
    The next day I woke up and ran the flat iron through my hair, dressing in a cute, strapless floral dress with a brown belt and matching brown shoes. I put on my makeup and grabbed my cell phone before hopping into my car and driving to Louis' house.
    When I got there, I figured he was alone, since there were no other cars in the driveway. When I knocked on his door and saw who opened it, I was wrong.
    "Aubrey! What are you doing here?" asked Taylor.
    "Hi Taylor. Is Louis here?" I asked, looking over her shoulder.
    "Yeah, he's in the shower. Do you need something?" she asked with a bit of an attitude.
    "No, I was just coming by to drop off his jacket. He left it at the reception a few days ago." I said.
    "Oh, well if you give it to me I'll make sure he gets it." she said, and I walked back to my car to retrieve his suit jacket. When I walked back to his front door, he was out of the shower.
    "Aubrey, what are you doing here?" he asked, looking confused.
    "Your jacket." I said, and handed it to him.
    "Hey Aubrey, what are you doing tonight? Louis and I are going out, you should double date with us!" Taylor said excitedly. Louis looked at me, expecting me to say no. But if he can date Taylor while he's with me, then I guess I can date someone else too.
    "Sure! Sounds like fun." I said, turning on my heels and walking back to my car. I quickly called Ethan and told him to meet up with me at the coffee shop.
    "Okay, so want to go out tonight? Like on a double date?" I asked, praying he would say yes.
    "I guess I could work something out." he joked, and I was glad he agreed.
    "So I don't want you to feel like I'm using you, but here's what you need to know. The guy from the other cuople we're going with is the guy I'm kinda dating. But the girl from the other couple doesn't know and can't find out. Got it?" I asked, and he just laughed. I think Ethan and I will be good friends.
    Ethan and I went back to my place to get ready for the date. We spent the day just hanging out with each other, and at 5:30 we went to go to the restaurant that Louis told me to meet them at. He was kind of mad that I agreed to a double date, but he would be even more upset when he saw me with Ethan.
    "Hey, don't be afraid to hold my hand or something tonight. I wanna make Louis jealous." I said, and Ethan slung his arm over my shoulder and we walked out.
    Louis was going to be totally jealous, and I got to spend the night with a super cute guy. How much better could it get?
    .......................
    2 chapters, yay!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. suitelifeofzackandcody suitelifeofzackandcody
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:49am UTC
    The Suite life of Zack and Cody #14;
    Carey: Did i ever tell you about when i was in my first band?
    Zack: Yes.
    Carey: And about how we could't work together and eventually broke up?
    Zack: And then your boyfriend stole your car and ran off with your best friend...
    Carey: Yeah yeah, and what did we learn from that story?
    Zack: You need to pick better men?

  20. suitelifeofzackandcody suitelifeofzackandcody
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    The Suite life of Zack and Cody #19;
    Mr Moseby: This painting has been hanging in the Tipton for nearly a hundred years.
    Zack: Oh good, now you can buy a new one!
    Mr Moseby: Old is good.
    Cody: And that's what makes you great!

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