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and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.
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I use jokes from Witty in real life, and my friends thiink I'm

1283 faves · 54 comments · Dec 23, 2012 11:04am

Hale_Storm18

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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
Thats what i do!!
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Fading.From.Reality* · 1 decade ago
Lol, so there with you bro :)
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*DanceTillTheWorldEnds** · 1 decade ago
I do the same thing! It's hilarious!!
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
I just did that at the basketball game yesterday and everyone cracked up. I loved it.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Haha I know, right? And while they're laughing you're just sitting like, "Hehe what they don't know won't kill them."
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cuppa24 · 1 decade ago
My mom yells at me cause she knows im getting the from the internet

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terryschocolate · 1 decade ago
Me and my friend do this and my class think we should become the next ant and dec..
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
You're welcome.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Lmao.
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
lol same!!!!!!!
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savvywinter · 1 decade ago
My friends are like...oh em gee thats from witty! Your profile and your quotes is so pretty and meaningful! My response: 1). I hate you. 2). Why'd you find my profile. 3). CREEPERRR!! 4). witty is where I live and express my feelings to strangers....youre not a stranger so get of witty and do something with your life.....god. *goes on witty and does nothing with my own life* hahahahaha
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RandomGirl42 · 1 decade ago
Yeah, but I made the mistake of telling them about witty (NOT my username) so now whenever I say something funny they'll say did you get that from witty?
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
Yeah, I do that all the time. My family thinks that I randomly just come up with this stuff. I'm fine with it.
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---* · 1 decade ago
Sames cxx
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livlivo · 1 decade ago
Hahaha I said something from witty to my boyfriend and he was like "I feel like you go that online"....LOL NO I'm just hilarious.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Everyone in my plus block (homeroom) automatically knows I get stuff from online and I don't know how!
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
I told a witty joke to a girl and he was like "Witty?" Then I freaking sprinted to Narnia for my dear life
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
You told it to a girl and *he* was like... um, something's wrong there.
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Soup2434 · 1 decade ago
LOL
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Calliope* · 1 decade ago
Same!xD
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bazinga · 1 decade ago
omg me too ok!
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
OMG I totally did that to a boy in my class and now he thinks I should be a comedian
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immadragonhearmeRAWR · 1 decade ago
So do I! I bet everybody does
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dreamtobeyoungforever · 1 decade ago
WORD
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The_unknown_SkyBlu · 1 decade ago
EVERYONE DOES LOLOLOL
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