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sophandgus

1. sophandgus
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   July 29, 2012 12:47am UTC
   If Disney Channel wanted reviews of their shows they should just come on Witty...
   
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2. sophandgus
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   July 25, 2012 12:42am UTC
   Me: *buys a pack of chips and opens them*
   Me: OH MY GOSH!!!
   Me: SO MANY CHIPS!
   Me: THE PACKET IS FILLED OVER HALFWAY!!
   Me: I'd just like to thank God for blessing me with this packet, and my mom for giving me the money!!
   Me: I'm just lost for words!
   
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3. sophandgus
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   July 1, 2012 3:54am UTC
   Mirror: You look like a supermodel!
   Camera: You look like a deformed potato!
   
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4. sophandgus
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   June 24, 2012 3:55am UTC
   Dinner at Grandma and Grandpas:
   25% Socializing with family
   10% Watching TV
   65% Searching the kitchen for dessert
   
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5. sophandgus
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   June 23, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   Mum: Do you want a jelly bean?
   Me: I will not fall victim to those sugar filled delights!
   Mum: ...
   Me: ...
   Mum: Okay...
   Me: ...
   Mum: ...
   Me:...Is that a pink one?
   
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6. sophandgus
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   June 23, 2012 4:51am UTC
   When it rains heavily:
   Most people:
   Inside watching movies in sweats by the heater.
   Me:
   Outside in shorts on the trampoline yelling: "Come at me bro! You call that rain?!" at the sky.
   
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