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liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Take that rage, put it on a page.
Take the page to the stage, blow the roof off the place.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:09pm UTC

posts are like dreams
because you always forget the good ones
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:58am UTC

When you're half-asleep and half-awake
and you fall in your dream and spazz the f//ck out in your bed.

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 2:20pm UTC

NO MOM.
you're mad because you're wrong
not because i was talking back.

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Alexwise
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:08pm UTC

I always let my battery get to 1%, charge it up to 30% and then do it all over again.

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Searchingforpurpose*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 10:09am UTC

Does anyone else have that creepy falling sensation when you're half-asleep? Is it just me or.....

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 8:23pm UTC

Kid I hate: *accidentally bumps my shoulder*
Me: Can you not? I hate you people! EVERYONE! ALL OF YOU! *points to classmates* I HATE YOU ALL! YOU'RE ALL STUPID AND CAN'T EVEN WORK THE INTERNET CORRECTLY! DOUBLE CLICK THE CHROME BUTTON! NOT ONE CLICK! AND YOU! *points to annoying kid* YOU'RE JUST STUPID! I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN BE SO IDIOTIC. I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN McDonalds WHEN YOU'RE TAKING MY ORDER! EVEN YOU, YOU STUPID TEACHER! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A DEGREE? YEAH, RIGHT. THIS CRAPPY SCHOOL WILL HIRE ANYONE! THEY HIRED THAT WHITE SPANISH TEACHER WHO CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE 'COMO' CORRECTLY! I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT? SO YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU IN McDonalds, and remember, I like my fries extra salty.

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crustacea0305
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:10pm UTC

That disappointing moment
when you realize that cookie you thought was chocolate chip, is really oatmeal raisin.

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:02pm UTC

When i get a new callender i flip to my month to see if I got a good picture :)

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:15pm UTC

I think its
become
clear that
medicne
compinies
have no
idea what
fruit tastes
like

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 9:57pm UTC

*When someone unfollows me*
Me: Aca-scuse me?

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Tell me again why we were
so against naptime as kids?

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 4:55pm UTC

"Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese!"
What were you using before?

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Most girls want a perfect relationship, I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones from commercials.

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Where can I buy skinny genes?

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adamthepanda
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Me: *thinks of an amazing quote*
Me: *Spends an hour editing the quote*
Me: YES IT IS FINALLY DONE!
Me: *All excited because I believe it will be a top quote*
Me: *Posts quote*
Me: *Can't fall asleep due to excitement*
The Next Day
Me: *Logs on*
Me: *Sees 1 New notification......*
Me: *dissapoined*
Me: *Rages at witty*
I don't know how many times this has happened to me.
-_-

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:14pm UTC

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get to school.

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Abby. *
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Boys fall for me because
I trip them with my
laptop charger.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:36pm UTC

I'm not saying I like him,
I'm just saying that his face makes me want to rip my clothes off and do the hokey pokey. If you know what I'm saying.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Ok so this happened today in English
*snowing*
Teacher: *starts crying*
Class: what's up?
Teacher: I literally cannot believe you are all finding the snow more interesting than me *starts sobbing*

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