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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 6:41pm UTC

.
Narnia
Up
District 12
down
Hogwarts
Left
The Glade
Right
where should I go?

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InsaneAndBroken
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:08pm UTC

sharks aren't so bad...
if some stranger entered
my home wearing only a speedo,
i would probably attack him too.

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ConverseLover
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC

*When popular people miss school*
Class: Oh my goodness!! What are we going to do without them?!? I love them!! This day is going to be soooooo boring!!
*When I miss school*
Class: Oh...you were absent?

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whisperloudly
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:17pm UTC

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Am I the only one who, in the shower, sings pretending they are auditioning for American Idol even though they
can't sing
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_broken
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:47pm UTC

not all those who
WANDER ARE LOST.

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neon_trees19
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:29pm UTC

This is Prince Bapalapashamalamadingdong.
Remember this ?

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mm1213
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:16pm UTC

those awkward positions
you get into
to shave the back of your
legs...
nmf

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gracegreene
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:27pm UTC

He stole my
Heart♥
& one day
I'm going to steal
his last name♥

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:47pm UTC

when you think you made the best quote on earth
3 hours later.....
1
you favorited your own quote......
forever alone

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runningislife*
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Mom: You're so pretty!
Friends: Give some of your prettiness
Aunt: You could win a beauty pageant!
Dad: How much do I have to pay this month for your cosmetics?
Grandparents: I will pay for your whole wedding♥
Mom: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Best Friends: Y U NO UGLY?!
Society: So.. what shall we name this new species?
mq,mf

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basketballgymnast
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Baby, You're as hot as the bottom of my laptop.
Format: twilightgirl995

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:17pm UTC

bad hair day?
messy bun to the rescue!

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sockmonkey317
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Umm excuse me, weekend...
But did I say you could end?
Yeah, didn't think so.

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frisseko2
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Why isn't school in showers?
I mean, that's the only place we think..
Format by twilightgirl995

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:38pm UTC

I'm a little boy with glasses, the one they call a geek;
a little girl who never smiles
'cause i've got braces on my teeth. And I know what
it's like to cry myself to sleep.
I'm that kid on every playground, who's always chosen last;
a single teenage mother trying to overcome my
past. You don't have to be my friend.
Is it too much to ask?
Don't laugh at me, don't call me names.
Don't get your pleasure from my pain.

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:13pm UTC

*a friend's speech on my wedding day*
Friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.

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IMSAC123
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 6:07pm UTC

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IF PLAN A DOESN'T WORK..THERE ARE 25 MORE LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET..STAY COOL
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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:17pm UTC

I'm not Rihanna
I don't love the way you lie

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:54pm UTC

there's
light
even
in
the
darkest
places

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:14pm UTC

omfg..
MY DAD
made a twitter just to yell at famous people..
beachfront format.

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