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imajellyfish1

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Member Since: 11 Feb 2012 10:11am

Last Seen: 14 Oct 2012 12:29am

Birthday: August 2

Location: huntington beach

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imabitch..........

......get.over.it

ummm lol jk (;

imajellyfish1
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:56pm UTC

so i just saw a quote that said:
me: EVERYONE SHUT.UP.
me: *answers phone*
me:
everyone: PEEENISSSS!!!!!
omfg i wish...... this is my version.......
me: SHHHHH! MY MOMS CALLING ME!
camille: hey imma go over and fart on her
sunny: omg yess good idea!
olivia: lol doo it
camille: *sneeks up behind me* BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
camile: *laughs so hard that she pees on me*..........
mom: HELLO? HANNAH? *hangs up*
just a normal day with my friends.....

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 1:54am UTC

have yall ever thought that maybe, just maybe.....
princess peach and bowser were madly in love<3 and just wanted to live their lives together, but mario wanted peach all to himself so keeps stealing her
mind=blown

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 9:17pm UTC

things that guys should know about girls
we dont like when you whistle at us
were women, not dogs

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC

things that guys should know about girls
when we love you and you screw us over.... we will f.uck s.hit up!
lesson learned.....dont f.uck with the b.itch

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 5:36pm UTC

once upon a time......
.........somebody actually gave a f.uck

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 1:31am UTC

well...
it seems as though S.hit
has just changed its status to "got real"

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 1:29am UTC

me: *throws phone at wall*
me: *runs to phone*
me: oh my child are you ok!!!
me: speak to me!!!
me: OH GOD! what have i done
me:
me:
me:
me: well guess its time to move on to the iPhone

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 1:24am UTC

LANDSHARK

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 1:11pm UTC

me: *looks on new quotes- sees stupid quote*.........pshhhhttt thats never gonna get any faves
me: logs out for 5 minutes
me:
me:
me:
me: logs on....hmmmmm lets look at top quotes
me: *sees stupid quote- got 4475686487548932687265648568764856 faves
me: challenge accepted

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 4:31pm UTC

the most awk feeling on earth
#874
when the guy you like is way shorter than you

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 11:43pm UTC

The Boy with the Bread+The Girl on Fire=Toast
and
peeta+ katniss= peeniss

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 11:28pm UTC

click to see this quote

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Our song is the slamming screen door,
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
'cause it's late and your mama don't know
Our song is the way you laugh
The first date "Man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
And when I got home ... 'fore I said amen
Asking God if he could play it again
like if you sang it

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:28pm UTC

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:47pm UTC

when you think you made the best quote on earth
3 hours later.....
1
you favorited your own quote......
forever alone

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:46pm UTC

hiding under the covers will really help if a monster wanted to eat you....
monster: muahhahahah now i can eat y- oh sh*t, shes under the covers

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:43pm UTC

HEY GUYS!!!
if you think i should look like a f*cking victoria secret model
then you better be an abercrombie model

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:59pm UTC

and who else remembers
"dang nabit, Jackson Ray Stuart!"
???

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 11:14pm UTC

what doesnt kill you makes you stronger???? wtf no cuz......
what kills you makes you dead!!!

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:39pm UTC

i dont f**king get it.....!
guys say they hate one direction?
instant *forever alone*

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