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gwenythadele
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me: But I--
Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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Jade672
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 7:22pm UTC

This one's for the girls
that get their periods on vacation.

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sammy*
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 9:05pm UTC

that smile, just ugh.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 4:24pm UTC

You know that
moment you feel
when you wake up
and realize you have more time to sleep?
Or, when you accidentally overhear someone
say something nice about you?
Or when you see someone you like
and your heart races?
Or even when you reach a goal you set for yourself?
Now, remember what that feels like
and next time you’re upset, or sad, or crying
think about that feeling.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 12:31pm UTC

do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts
when you're in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random thoughts in your head like "ooh cupcakes, and raindrops and teacups."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

do you ever
make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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SmileyFacesAreAmazing
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 2:11pm UTC

hI KNOW I'M ANNOYING,
i'm dumb and clingy » i'm just a big HANDFUL
I'M ♥ SORRY ♥BUT
i miss you and wish you wouldSTAY

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
"DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Tell me again why we were
so against naptime as kids?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 12:12pm UTC

• hear noises
• pause music
• complete silence
• play music
• hear noises again
o _ o
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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bettyann123
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 4:31pm UTC

I'm having way too many blonde moments for a girl with brown hair.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 12:05pm UTC

sweet guys
are an endangered species

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Am I the only one who
tries to get tons of seasoning on their fingers when they eat chips
so they can lick their fingers later?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Let me guess
He was amazing, everything you ever wanted?
He made you fall in love with him,
and had you believe he would stay with you forever,
and he took it all away in the blink of an eye?
And now you’re left crying yourself asleep at night
trying to figure out how someone could take back
everything they said so easily?
You’re wondering what you did wrong
and why you’re never good enough, right?
Well, did you ever think he’s the one
who’s not good enough for you?
Maybe he’s gone for a reason.
Maybe he left, so someone more amazing
could take his place.

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