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sophsunflower12
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June 18, 2012 4:35pm UTC

knowing a song
by the first few notes

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XOiiloveyouXO12
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June 18, 2012 2:25pm UTC

When I was younger I always wondered what I would look like as a teen.
I never pictured myself to look like this.

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Ali_Tex98
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June 18, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Parents : Why are you awake so early?
Me : Who said I went to sleep?

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BreKee15
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June 18, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Drake & Josh. ♥
Josh: You will not eat that squirrel!
Drake: I don't want to EAT him...
Josh: What are you gonna do then?
Drake: Well I'm gonna write a note and tie it to its tail.
Maybe somebody will find it and come get us outta here!
Josh: Yes! 'Cause, when I see a squirrel the first thing I do is check its tail
for MESSAGES!

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AustinH
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June 18, 2012 3:22pm UTC

There's always those kids
a couple years younger than you
that think they're so cool
but really, they're only annoying as helll.

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BravoSierra
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June 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Raising your hand when you are at homeBecause no one is paying attention to you.

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nightjade
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June 18, 2012 3:05pm UTC

It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.

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伤*
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June 13, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Five years ago
i stared to cut myself but then i met one direction, harry saw my scars and cuts and hugged me, he whispered into my hear "don't ever do that to yourself again , you hear me? things get better, you're too beautiful to hurt any part of your body" i cried in his arms slightly and held my hand and comforted me, then he asked for my twitter and he followed me i get DM's from him most days asking how i get on and if i need him, and when i've needed him he's always been there
- A Directioner
(OneDirection)

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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 9:49pm UTC

we all have that one creepy neighbor
that never comes out of their house.

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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Trying to act natural around cops,
even when you did nothing wrong.

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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Everything is made in China.
Except babies, they're made in VaChina.

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elicream988
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May 5, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Lost your pen = No penNo pen = No notesNo notes = No studyNo study = FailFail = No diplomaNo diploma = No workNo work = No moneyNo money = No foodNo food = You get skinnyYou get skinny = Then you get uglyUgly = No loveNo love = No marriageNo marriage = No childrenNo children = AloneAlone = DepressionDepression = SicknessSickness = DeathLesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will die.

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MyWittyProfile
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May 6, 2012 11:32am UTC

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You know the movie 'Mall Cop"
That was filmed
at the mall I go to(:
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hisblueeyes
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May 6, 2012 10:07am UTC

girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
boy: I know.
girl: I love you!
boy: I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
girl: Where is he?
dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
girl: *starts crying*
dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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