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Member Since: 3 Aug 2011 07:12pm

Last Seen: 1 May 2013 06:18pm

Location: wonderland

Gender: F

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status-love at disneyworld! <3


 
 Salut! Comment  Ca-va? ( I'm missing an accent but whateves)

Jessica-taken-15-Dancer

nicknames-JJ, Jessi, Jess, Squirrel killer (long story)

, The cute lil asian (ex used to call me that and

still does even though we broke up), softlegs( also a

long story), Heartbreaker (long story), the kidnapper, noodle (flexible :P)




1/27/13 
<3









hey im Jessica, but everyone calls me jess and jj. Im only 5’1 so im fun sized! Anyways im somewhat of a contortionist. I am in love with cirque! I wish I could be in one of those shows! I also dance, I currently do ballet and modern. But I have done pretty much everything else in the past including hip hop, tap, jazz, lyrical, acro. my life is strange, awkward, funny, and its a story worth telling. im also a colorguard girl! WERK THAT POLE! I don’t know what else to write at the moment so if you guess want to contact me in anyway.
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Kik- jess_in_wonderland
 




  1. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Plot twist: no one cares about these quotes

  2. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    APPEARENCE:
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [x] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [ ] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [x] I've fell in public.
    [] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [] I've glued my hand to something.
    [] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    HEALTH:
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [x] I had a serious surgery.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [x] I've gotten lost in my town
    [] I've seen a shooting star.
    [] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  3. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    APPEARENCE:
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [x] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [ ] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [x] I've fell in public.
    [] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [] I've glued my hand to something.
    [] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    HEALTH:
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [x] I had a serious surgery.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [x] I've gotten lost in my town
    [] I've seen a shooting star.
    [] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  4. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.

  5. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.

  6. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    I never felt beautiful before

  7. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night

  8. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    It always seems impossible until it is done

  9. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    It cost nothing to dream and everything not to

  10. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:50pm UTC
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  11. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Studying
    notice how the word dying is at the end

  12. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 4:15pm UTC
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  13. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    My friend saw my ex's status..when i saw her the first thing she said was " you broke his heart!"

  14. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    I looked on facebook and I see this status from my ex
    "Why does it have to be like this? what happened to the person i used to know... i miss that..."
    awkwardly enough, its about me

  15. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Name twenty people that you know.
    1. Gigi
    2. Jasmine
    3. anna
    4. Ashton
    5. Hayden
    6. James
    7. Cole
    8. Erin
    9. brian
    10. Joe
    11. Julie
    12. Sheetal
    13. Kendra
    14. Will
    15. Chase
    16. Emma
    17. Cathy
    18. Fionna
    19. Nick
    20. Weihao
    Who is 8 going out with?:
    no one! Heads up men shes single! ;)
    Is 9 a boy or a girl?:
    boy
    Would 11 and 2 make a cute couple?
    * bwahaha! Oh hell no
    How about 18 and 4?:
    *Fifi and ashton…oh please no
    What grade is 17 in?:
    * 8th grade for the win!
    When was the last time you talked to 12?:
    * Yesterday
    What is 6's favorite band?:
    * idk! He listens to too much music
    Does 1 have any siblings?:
    * yes! Sisters named jasmine, Kristen, tara, and jolie
    Would you ever date 3?:
    * considering that shes a girl…no
    Would you ever date 7?:
    *yes! He was actually my dance partner for the musical! Best dancer there was! Most guys had 2 left feet when they dance
    Is 16 single?:
    * yes! Shes going through a flirtationship with a cutie!
    What's 15's last name?:
    * Fike
    What's 5's middle name?:
    * Avery
    What's 10's fantasy?:
    * To make it big on Broadway…I know he will make it!
    Would 14 and 19 make a good couple?:
    * will and nick!! Hahaha no
    What school does 20 go to?:
    * LMS!
    Tell me a random fact about 11:
    * she loves horseback riding! And won 2nd place in ludwig’s corner
    And 1:
    * Gigi secretly wants to be an invisible ninja!
    Have you ever had a crush on 16?:
    *no!!
    Where does 9 live?:
    * in a house with people…..
    What's 4's favorite color?:
    * orange
    Would you makeout with 14?:
    * hahah no! hes is annoying most of the time
    Are 12 & 13 best friends?:
    * kinda sorta
    Do you like 18?:
    * no
    Does 8 like 19?:
    * oh hell no!
    How did you meet 15?
    * Musical practice!
    Does 10 have any pets?:
    * hes got a dog
    Is 12 older than you?
    * younger
    Is 2 the sexiest person?
    * hahah no
    Have you ever given 1 a hug?
    * yes, most of the time she bitten me

  16. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    If I Was A Disney Princess I'd Be Ariel .
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [] You love to dress up
    [x] You love animals
    [] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [x] Your mom is really strict
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [] You have blonde (ish) hair
    TOTAL: 2
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    []You’ve been lost in the forest
    [] You love to read
    [x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [x] You have done volunteer work
    [x] You have a wild imagination
    [x] You love to take care of people in need
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
    [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL: 6
    Jasmine:
    [x] Your dad is very rich/important
    [X] You are very clever
    [x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [X] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [] You’re independent
    [] You are wealthy
    [x]Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL: 4
    Ariel
    [X] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [x] You collect something
    [x]You have/had long, hair
    [x] You Have/had a pet fish
    [x] You’re extremely curious
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL: 7
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful
    [x] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [] You’ve almost been killed
    [x] You have at least seven good friends
    [] You’ve had food poisoning
    [] You have/had short hair
    [] You get along with almost everyone
    [X] All of your friends are different
    [X] You love to have a good time
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL: 6
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    []You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [] You have/had considered running away from home
    [x] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [x] A lot of your friends are boys
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL: 6
    Aurora
    [x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [] You almost died at a very young age
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    []You have a decent singing voice
    [X] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [] You’re adopted
    [x] You’re very romantic
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL: 4
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [] You are more spiritual than religious
    [x] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you
    [] Someone you know has been in war
    []You love nature
    [x] You have/had black hair
    [] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 5
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in)

  17. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    1. How old are you? 14 years young
    2. Do you think you've ever been in love? yeah.
    3. How many guys have you said "i love you" to? one
    4. Have you ever told a guy you loved him and not meant it? LOL, YEAH.
    5. How old were you when you had your first kiss? never
    6. Have you ever fallen for your best guy friend? yeah.
    7. Have you ever used one guy to make another girl jealous? nooo. Never would do that!
    8. If you really thought you were in love with your best friend's ex, would you date them even if she didn’t want you to? HELLLL NO.
    9. Bros before hoes? sometimes.
    10. Have you ever asked a girl out? no.
    11. When it comes to looks, you prefer guys with what color hair? brown, or dirty blonddd
    12. Eyes? blue, or brown.
    13. What body type do you look for in a guy? fittt.
    14. Hmm okay forget the looks now. Name five qualities you look for in a boyfriend? funny, gentlemen, NOT SHY, kind-hearted, energetic.
    15. Group dates or just the two of you? either.
    16. What type of guy really catches your eye? funny guys, no doubt. ;D
    17. Ever had a broken heart? Maybe like once.
    18. Celebrity crush? One Direction!
    19. Have you ever turned down a really sweet guy that liked you, because of his looks, or because you were embarrassed to be seen with him? yeaaah.
    20. Do you wish you had a second chance with any guy? yes.
    21. What's your idea of a perfect date?Walking around just talking
    22. Do you believe in love at first sight? no.. thats not love; its loving their looks.
    23. Do you think people can stop loving each other? no. its impossible. If you loved on another, no matter what, you will always love that boy/girl.
    24. Have you ever stayed in a relationship with a guy you didn't like? nopee.
    25. Could you imagine dating your best guy friend? no.
    26. Your best friend broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years last month. She's moved on. Is it okay to date her ex? OH HELL NO.
    27. Should the girl ever pay for the date? if the guy is a gentleman, then he'd pay.
    28. What's the biggest turn on? athletic boys. <3
    29. Do your parents usually approve of your boyfriends? Ive never introduced him to my parents…
    30. Favorite romance movie? Dear john
    31. Would you rather have a relationship like Romeo and Juliet, or Noah and Allie? Noah and Allllie.
    32. In your opinion, can a girl have a really close friend that's a guy, without liking him as a boyfriend? no.
    33. Musically Talented or Football Star? either. But I prefer musically talented
    34. Is marriage and kids something you look forward to when you're older? of course! :D
    35. Have you already thought of names for your children? nope.
    36. What did you think of this survey? its coOoOoOol.
    37. If enough people were interested, would you take another survey on a different subject? sure.its funNnNnNn!

  18. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    A - Available?: Yep
    B - Bestfriend? Brian, erin, anna, joe, megan
    C- Crushing on: no one
    D - Drink you had last: Water
    E - The easiest person to talk to: Emma
    F - Favorite song: Smile- avril lavigne
    G - Grade You Hated: 4th grade
    H - Hometown: Philadelphia
    I - In love with: no one
    J - Jealous of: hmm…..
    K - Killed someone: maybe…LOL!! no
    L - Longest friendship: logan
    M - Mistaken Age: 12, but im 14
    N - Number of siblings: 1
    O - One wish: for musical practice to come back!
    P - Person who called you last: emma
    Q - Question your always asked: how are you so flexible?
    R - Reason to smile: love and life
    S - Song you last sang: shipoopi- haha its from musical
    T - Time you woke up: 11 am
    U - Underwear color: pink
    V - Very best friend(s): gigi!!
    W - Worst habit: laughing at the worst times possible
    X - X rays you had: chest and ankle
    Y - Your last time you cried: last sunday
    Z - Zodiac sign:Capicorn

  19. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    name 13 people you know off the top of your head:
    1. Gigi
    2.Ashton
    3.Cole
    4.Julie
    5. Brian
    6. Joe
    7. Emma
    8. Gracie
    9. Sheetal
    10. Robert
    11. Nick
    12. Emily
    13. Laney
    How did you meet 10?
    Musical Rehearsal
    Have you seen 4 cry?
    no
    Would 11 & 2 make a good couple?
    Not at all!!!!!
    Are you good friends with 13?
    yeah
    Something about 1?
    Gigi is my best friend! Shes awesome funny, and annoys me a lot! Oh and I annoy her too =)
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they liked you?
    well hes got a girlfriend now…so tell his girlfriend
    Worst thing about 5?
    cant really think of one now
    Fact about 9?
    she is a orange belt in tang so do..idk how to spell it..its a korean karate
    Would you live with 8?
    no
    Is 2 single?
    Should be..i broke up with him last week
    Where does 7 live?
    ?
    Who is 11 dating?
    oh he will be single for a while
    What do you think of 3?
    the best dancer ever! He is cute and hilarious!!
    Where & when did you meet 12?
    Dance class 2 years ago

  20. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 2:58pm UTC
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