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elicream988

1. elicream988
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   That Feeling:
   When Your Crush
   Looks At You
   &
   You Are Just Like
   :@
   
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2. elicream988
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   I Need GOOGLE In My
   Brain
   &
   Anti-Virus In My Heart
   
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3. elicream988
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC
   Girls are like cell phones,
   they like to be held and talked to,
   but press the
   wrong button and you're
   disconnected.
   Guys are like buses.
   If you miss that one, another will be
   along soon.
   
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4. elicream988
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 10:44pm UTC
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5. elicream988
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 10:51pm UTC
   When I was little,
   I used to sing in the shower
   Now?
   I make life decisions in
   there...
   
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6. elicream988
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 12:22am UTC
   What Happen To The Old Witty?
   Why Did They Have To Change It?
   What Was Wrong With The Old Witty
   That They Had To Change It?
   :'(
   
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7. elicream988
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   To all the students that dropped out and failed high school: Remember Two Things1.You Tried Your Best2.I Don't Like Onions In My BigMac
   
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8. elicream988
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   ❒ Single
   ❒ Married
   ❒ It's Complicated
   ❒ In A Relationship
   ✔ Hungry :P
   
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9. elicream988
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 10:49pm UTC
   Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing... now it's just like... "oh wow, she's pregnant too?"
   
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10. elicream988
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Miley Isn't Hannah anymore
    Selena Isn't Alex anymore
    Demi isn't Sonny anymore
    What has new Disney done too old Disney,These new shows ruined Disney
    The new Disney sucks.
    
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11. elicream988
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Drake & Josh ShowDrake: Are you calling me a liar?Josh: I ain't calling you a thruther!
    
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12. elicream988
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Don't Call A Girl Obsessed When......She's Just In Love. -Zayn Malik
    
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13. elicream988
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    When I Don't Reach Home On Time......How My Dad Reacts: Must Be Stucked Up In Traffic..How My Brother Reacts: I Am Never Allowed To Hang Out For So Long..How My MOM Reacts: My Daughter Is Kidnapped..
    
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14. elicream988
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Woman's LanguageYes= NoNo= YesMaybe= NoWe Need= I Want I'm Sorry= You'll Be SorryWe Need To Talk= You're In TroubleGo Ahead= You Better NotDo What You Want=You'll Pay For This LaterI'm Not Upset= Of Course I Am, You Moron!
    
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15. elicream988
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    The Suite Life Of Zack And CodyThe Only Show.... Where There's A Smart blonde And A Dumb Asian.
    
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16. elicream988
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Not Sure If... Im Sexy And I Know It Or Im Ugly And I Ignore It.
    
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17. elicream988
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    I'd Rather Have... One Dime Then Ten Pennies ♥
    
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18. elicream988
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    How I say it: One direction How my relatives say it: Juan DeerecteeonHow I say it: Luwee How my relatives say it: Luwis How I say it: Niall How my relatives say it: NeealHow I say it: Harry How my relatives say it: Ary
    
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19. elicream988
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:00am UTC
    I Was The Kid................That would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.
    
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20. elicream988
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:24am UTC
    In Bed, it's 6am close your eyes for 5 minutesIt's 7:45In School, it's 1:35 close your eyes for 5 minutesIt's 1:36
    
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