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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 18, 2014 11:43am UTC

I appreciate whoever let girls into the army because girl on period + gun = unstoppable

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DunGoofed
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January 18, 2014 9:51am UTC

I tell Witty quotes to my family and friends so they think I have a sense of humor and that I'm poetic and deep.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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January 18, 2014 11:55am UTC

Mom : Aww, you've been studying for hours...
Why don't you take a break and do some Math??

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Dishonored*
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January 18, 2014 1:21am UTC

idk, my family owns over
100 acres. if this was the
good ol' days I'm sure at
least one guy would have
offered my mom a pig to
be able to marry me by
now. men these days.
smh.

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*crybaby*
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January 17, 2014 10:40pm UTC

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a b/tch

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cocopuffs
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January 17, 2014 9:32pm UTC

Fries before guys
all foods before dudes

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
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January 18, 2014 3:14pm UTC

little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between

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cocopuffs
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January 17, 2014 9:42pm UTC

You can tell a lot
about a woman's mood
just by her hands.
For example,
if she's holding a gun,
she's probably angry.

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happiest*
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January 18, 2014 3:17pm UTC

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.

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happiest*
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January 18, 2014 3:21pm UTC

i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and youre already like yes this pleases me it is mine

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Vinita*
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January 17, 2014 10:22pm UTC

Me: *sitting next to crush* Me: *crush makes me laugh*Random dude: Are you trying to flirt with her? Crush: Yeah

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*crybaby*
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January 17, 2014 9:16pm UTC

they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn't work
like you had to be walking on it, you can't just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
the faster you go the faster the wifi

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snowinseptember*
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January 17, 2014 10:28pm UTC

normal teenager:
sneaking out the house
to party at 1 am
me:
sneaking out of my
bedroom to get a bag
of cheetos and making
myself a sandwich at
1 am
StoryQouteLover

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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January 10, 2014 2:12pm UTC

Even if i have a pocket full of fúcks,
I would still not give you one.

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