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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns

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Member Since: 14 Jan 2014 09:05am

Last Seen: 21 Apr 2014 11:25am

Gender: F

user id: 377616

30 Quotes
36 Favorites
4 Following
8 Followers
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Music;; One Dircetion, Olly Murs, Rita Ora, Elyar Fox, The Vamps, Lawson, Paramore, Rihanna, One Republic, 5SOS, Ariana Grande, Lorde, Imagine Dragons, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift (her music, not her), 

Likes;; Nutella, Sweaters, Music, Food, WiFi, Role-play, TV, Hunger Games, Books, Dancing

Dislikes;; Smoking, idiots, beliebers, other stupid sh-t.



My Name Is Olivia

I'm from England.



  




  





  







 







  1. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    even the sun
    S E T S I N P A R A DI S E . . . ♥

  2. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 1:50pm UTC
    When the war is over, and what is done, is done. The white doves will fly away, and the devils will stay. Because no matter how hard you fight, or how fast you run. There is always, one forgotten solider.

  3. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    *ends every piece of advice with idk tho so i don't ruin your life*

  4. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    Bruises fade but the pain lasts forever...
    please favourite this. I'm trying to get the message across. you don't have to like it. just fave.

  5. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    once when i was younger a man rang the doorbell and asked me to donate for the swimming pool and i gave him a glass of water

  6. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    she may seem happy but on the inside she's breaking

  7. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    Witty Survey:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a ciggarete
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement parkt an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
    Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tatto.
    Had something pierced
    Got straight A's.
    Been on Honor roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

  8. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    can we just take a second to think about all of the virginities that have been lost & babies that have been made today.

  9. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    when old people make small talk to you while you’re walking your dog. “aww, she’s cute, isn’t she?” no, she’s fu.cking ugly. I went to the dogs home and picked the ugliest fu.cking dog there, because I’m a s@dist who’d take great joy in waking up each morning to a dog with a face like a swollen l@bia. Of course she’s fu.cking cute, now keep walking.

  10. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    I'm just a kid
    and my life's already a nightmare

  12. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    plot twist - someone actually follows me back without me asking them to.

  13. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 12:50pm UTC
    substitute teachers are so funny

  14. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    Today at Starbucks
    I had them write
    Primrose Everdeen
    on the cup
    when it was ready & the woman called it out
    I yelled
    "I volunteer as a tribute!"
    took my club & left.
    It was the funniest thing I've ever done.

  15. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 2:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 2:29pm UTC
    *Opens wardrobe*
    *expects to see Narnia*
    *finds Monsters Inc.*

  17. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    put some reggae reggae sauce on yo dish

  18. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    *flips hair*

  19. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 11:43am UTC
    I appreciate whoever let girls into the army because girl on period + gun = unstoppable

  20. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 10:56am UTC
    You're just a little bit
    out of my limit

:)

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