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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 18, 2014 9:53am UTC

*Me in ten years*
Girl I hated;; Oh hey! I haven't seen you in like, ages! Still obsessed with that Niall guy?
Me;; Well..
Niall;; Hey babe, you ready to go?
Girl I hated;; ...

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 17, 2014 2:38pm UTC

"We're all a little weird
& life's a little weird,
& when we find someone whose
weirdness is compatible with
ours,
We join up with them
& fall in mutual weirdness and
call it love"
-- Dr. Seuss

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 17, 2014 2:31pm UTC

"A day without a friend is like a pot without honey," -- Winne the Pooh

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 17, 2014 1:19pm UTC

I wanna do naughty things to you ;]
Like smash your f*cking face in

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 16, 2014 2:05pm UTC

When the war is over, and what is done, is done. The white doves will fly away, and the devils will stay. Because no matter how hard you fight, or how fast you run. There is always, one forgotten solider.

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 16, 2014 1:26pm UTC

what if the extreme cold in america's just part of the advertising campaign for disney's Frozen?

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 16, 2014 1:11pm UTC

Don't play games
with a girl who can play better

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 16, 2014 12:28pm UTC

He Kissed Her
Like her lungs were air
And he couldn't breathe

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 12:22pm UTC

I wish you were here
In my bedroom
On my bed
With the lights off
So I could show you something
My cool new glow in the dark watch!
What were you thinking
You sick pervert!

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 16, 2014 12:17pm UTC

that taximan that ignores you for like 99·9% of the journey

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