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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 12:56pm UTC

Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before?
Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME. XD

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confused*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 8:26pm UTC

hey little puppy!
*throws stick* fetch!!
*he slowly walks towards me*
*whispers in my ear*
"stop trying to make "fetch" happen"

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Vinita*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 1:09pm UTC

If you ever feel stupid, just remember
I'm Asian
and I can't solve a rubik's cube

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Vinita*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 5:22pm UTC

"Oh, I blow kisses at all the boys because I'm so loveable"
"There's a fine line between being loveable and being a slu.t"

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 9:14pm UTC

boys like it when you're playfully mean to them. call them names.
punch them on the shoulder. murder their families

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Mel87
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 8:04am UTC

You love flowers,
but you cut them.
You love animals,
but you eat them.
You tell me you love me,
so now I'm scared!

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† *
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 8:08pm UTC

Me: Wow I finally understand math
* next question*
Me: What the f/ck is this sh.t?!

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Vinita*
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 7:21pm UTC

And your gonna hear
me ROARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Meow

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 11:34am UTC

alright witty,
i'm have been on witty for 3 years. Yeah I don't have top quote every single day. I'm that witty member that you have never heard of. I've been here through fights, witty almost shutting down (2x), deaths of our wittians, but what kills me the most that you can't f/cking favorite a quote. This website is going to die if you don't start giving a sh/t. All of my friends have left.
1.)If you are one of those people who are on the top quotes, FAVORITE OTHER PEOPLE QUOTES. Just because people maybe don't think like you doesn't mean you don't have to care about anyone else. That's right, you probably didn't even read this because this quote probably means nothing to you.
2.) EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE DAM/N quote, favorite it. comment. I want to get above 41 favorites for the day. We can't make you favorite quotes, but if you're one of those people who think that the quotes not good enough, it's more like you're not good enough.
Yes. I know I have "nowhere to talk" but I've been quiet for 3 YEARS.
Questions? Comment on my profile.
More sooner than later, you're gonna f/cking find me commenting on your profiles to become better Wittians, because none of you f/cking act like it.

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