Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos
before?
Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal
things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS
FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK
PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A
DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME. XD