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SuperNovaChic
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April 4, 2014 7:52pm UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 11:38am UTC

Even Hítler had a girlfriend.
I am literally less desireable than Hítler.

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spence*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 12:41pm UTC

fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD
WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at
me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone
walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*

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^_^*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 3:30pm UTC

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests
i don’t

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC

The nicest people I've ever
met were covered in
tattoos and piercings. The
most judgemental people
I've met are the ones who
go to church every Sunday.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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Emilycullen
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 7:13am UTC

do you think you can slip out of this world and nothing will happen because of it? It's not like that
Tix- my mad fat diary

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Have yourself a
merry Christmas
►●◄◄
Format by Breeze

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 6:08pm UTC

a pretty face
doesn't replace [x] [x] [x] [x] an u g l y personality.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just
happens to say, "f.uck" a lot.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Witty profiles:
A website where, as soon as a boy joins and post something like " Hi i'm a boy " he gets 72392792 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes worth reading and get 1 fave.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:44pm UTC

If you're thinking about killing yourself, and you think
that the world would be a better place without you,
and you think that your parents and your friends and anybody,
your f*cking dog or turtle, will be better without you, you are
wrong. Somebody is going to miss you and somebody is
going to be really f*cking mad at you if you do it. I will be
f*cking mad at you and I don't even know you.
-Shane Dawson
Reposted from Shanaynor

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

I don't even know how your parents find some of your Witty's.
Like, my parents don't even know how to use PowerPoint, let alone use the internet properly.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC

it takes 30 seconds
to type a text message
that will make her smile
for hours.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:52pm UTC

what if
tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin
at key points in our lives
and we had to figure out
what they meant for ourselves?

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captainsassy
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 11:48am UTC

If the ghetto had it's own emergency number:
-: hey, 911? Yeeaahh tis b/tch killed mah vibe
911: aaaaaaah hell no, all units on dat target

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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