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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:26pm UTC

what the *dolphin noise* is up
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:29pm UTC

mom
i can't go to school
i've got
the ugly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 6:33am UTC

Niall:"I'd take my girlfriend on a romantic date and sing in her ear"
Harry:"And then what?"
Niall:"You're to young to know."

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 2:44pm UTC

The eternal struggle:
h o w h u n g r y y o u a r e
v s
h o w m u c h e f f o r t y o u ' r e w i l l i n g t o p u t i n t o m a k i n g y o u r f o o d

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 2:18am UTC

you think that I'm happy,
you think that I'm strong.
you think i can save myself,
(i guess you thought wrong.)
you think i'm pretty stable,
and you think i'm really brave.
but someone needs to tell you
that some people can't be saved.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 10:06am UTC

me: I HAVE TO PEE
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
me: I HAVE TO GO TO BED
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
mom: ITS TIME FOR DINNER
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
me: OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
computer: no. stay
me: ok

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:19pm UTC

my life is like
an episode of punk'd except
nobody ever comes out and tells me it
was a joke and it goes on forever
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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 12:59am UTC

have you guys noticed that when you hover your mouse over the Witty sign at the top of the website, there's like a trippy rainbow rave party?
or is that just my slow descent into insanity?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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conversel0ver
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:33pm UTC

I don't discriminate between race, gender, or sexuality,
I hate everyone equally.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:56pm UTC

STOP.
BREATHE.
CRY IF YOU MUST.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC

a downside to having friends is you have to talk to them

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Common Teenager*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Is Christian Bale a Christian because his name is Christian?
His parent's must have named him that for a reason...
Best answer:
Is Mitt Romney a baseball glove?

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伤*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:10am UTC

LAST CHRISTMAS
I g a v e you my heart but the very next day
YOU GAVE IT AWAY
This year to save me from t e a r s
I'll give it to someone special

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 11:36am UTC

Some girl Didn't get anything I wanted for Christmas. Mom and dad: your the worst.
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Me You're*
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Her No one likes you. Your a nerd.
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Me You're*
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Her Omg. Get YOU'RE ugly self off of my status!
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Me Your*
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OhHoePlease
format by: BravoSierra (:

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ans2125
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 8:25pm UTC

The four stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Clause
2. You don't believe in Santa Clause
3. You are Santa Clause
4. You look like Santa Clause

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 10:54pm UTC

Boys: *Fighting, tackling, wrestling*
Teacher: *Walks out* EXCUSE ME? DO YOU WANT A DETENTION
Boys: *Quickly transforms headlock into hug*
Boys: I LOVE YOU BRO *bearhugs*

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 10:44am UTC

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 7:36pm UTC

my laptop screen is brighter than my future.

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 24, 2012 5:02pm UTC

My mom: Go to sleep, it's already 12:00!
Me: Um excuse you it's only 11:57. Why you lie

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