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August 30, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Anyone know any good new songs?

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August 14, 2013 11:54am UTC

Am I the only one who cant die in my dreams?

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August 14, 2013 11:37am UTC

Can anyone tell me what this song is? "I think i love ya, dont even know ya" those are the only lyrics i know but i cant find what song it is

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August 14, 2013 11:29am UTC

Does anyone else have nightmares where they cant scream?

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July 24, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
EMPTY

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July 24, 2013 12:16pm UTC

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter M

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July 24, 2013 12:13pm UTC

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short

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July 24, 2013 12:07pm UTC

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
There werent any stairs, its a one story house

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July 24, 2013 11:59am UTC

I asked my friend for a joke and this is what they told me.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?
I dont know, why?
Because he didnt have anyone to go with.

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July 24, 2013 11:51am UTC

After an hour of gathering up his courage, a shy guy finally approaches the hot girl at the end of the bar. "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!"
Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a BJ?"

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July 24, 2013 11:29am UTC

Anyone want to play hide and clap??

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July 17, 2013 11:45am UTC

She's two years old
Her mother was just murdered
She's at the funeral
The room gets quiet
She walks up to the casket
Puts her arms up and says
"hold me mommy"
Her grandma picks her up and carries her away
She starts crying
She doesn't understand
Why someone is taking
Her away
From the only mother
She'll never know

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July 17, 2013 11:40am UTC

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July 10, 2013 1:51pm UTC

So here's how it works:
1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
2.) Put it on shuffle
3.) Press play
4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
5.) When you go to a new question, press the next button
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Opening Credits: Save Rock and Roll - Fall Out Boy
Waking up: Our Song - Matchbox Twenty
First day of school: Young Volcanoes - Fall Out Boy
Falling in love: Gone, Gone, Gone - Phillip Phillips
Breaking up: Highway Don't Care - Tim McGraw feat. Taylor Swift & Keith Urban
Studying/Working: Just Give Me a Reason - Pink feat. Nate Ruess
Life: Can't Hold Us - Macklemore feat. Ryan Lewis
Mental breakdown: Back When - Tim McGraw
Sunny Day: Where Did The Party Go - Fall Out Boy
Rainy Day: Why Don't We Just Dance - Josh Turner
Party Music: Don't Ya - Brett Eldredge
Driving: Here's To Never Growing Up - Avril Lavigne
Sleeping: Alone Together - Fall Out Boy
Nightmares: Cups - Anna Kendrick
Flashback: Runnin' Outta Moonlight - Randy Houser
Wedding: Don't Rush Kelly Clarkson
Birth of child: I Love It - Icona Pop
Final Battle: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy
Funeral Song: Death Valley - Fall Out Boy
Death Scene: The Mighty Fall - Fall Out Boy
End Credits: Just One Yesterday - Fall Out Boy feat. Foxes
These are f*cked up 0.0

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July 10, 2013 10:44am UTC

Hey guys! I need new music for my iPod. Any suggestions?!

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June 5, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
A: BINGO!

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June 5, 2013 11:57am UTC

I had an accident on the way to work the other day. I smashed into the back of this car at the stop light. The owner got out and he was a little dwarf!! He only came up to my waist. He said "I'm not happy." I said, "Go on then, which one are you?"

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June 5, 2013 11:37am UTC

The most beautiful thing about a person in their confidence

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June 4, 2013 3:41pm UTC

“Friendship may, and often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship.” - Lord Byron

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June 4, 2013 3:38pm UTC

“Love doesn’t make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” - Elizabeth Browning

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