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VictoriaRose88
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Popular Guy: Will you go out with me?
Normal Girl: No...
Guy: Do you know what I just asked?
Girl: Yeah.. Will you go out with me
Guy: Yes :)
Girl: Oh. Awkward..

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Me: I'm so excited to buy tickets for One Direction's 2013 US tour!
Dad: Are you still going to like them in a year?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Are you still going to be breathing in a year?
-tumblr

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SoccerGirl1016
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 6:56pm UTC

SMART IDEA:
If you lose something
in your room
take a picture of
your room, post it
on Facebook
and play "I spy"

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MEEman
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 8:00pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: what
You: ??
Stranger: your age and gender
You: im 5008 and a male.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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abkamel*
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 6:11pm UTC

I hate when
You are in the bathroom and
Somebody asks what you're doing there
It's like
"Oh I'm just teaching my rainbow duck how to jump over rainbows!"
No, I'm going to the bathroom, what did you think!?
nmf

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imgonnaeatyou
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 1:25pm UTC

Making a qoute and thinking : What catagory would this go into ...

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imgonnaeatyou
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 1:47am UTC

Once upon a time there was a stupid girl
&
you only made her stupider

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imgonnaeatyou
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Am I the only one who hates it when somone walks over and stands next to you while eating and they sound like their having an 0rgasim while they eat , Dude can't you just save those sounds for while you alone ? -_-

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imgonnaeatyou
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April 13, 2012 6:17pm UTC

(Squirtal is my soon to be step cousin whos name I forgot becuse I havnt known him long ... so I started calling him squirtal)
Me: SQUIRTAL COME WATCH OPRAHH WITH EEE
Me: SQUIRTAL?!?!
Squirtal: (no respounce)
Me: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
Me: COME ONNN >:OO OPRAH TIME
Squirtal: (silent "No")
Me: Come out of the basment and watch oprah with me >:C
Squirtal: No ... (blasts up tv)
Me: NOOO WE WHERE SUPOSE TO BOND OVER OPRAHHH
any one else wanna watch oprah with me? ;D

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