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Witty sucks. Bye.

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unic0rn
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July 21, 2012 11:43am UTC

Any movie suggestions?

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July 14, 2012 9:00pm UTC

my boobs hurt someone tell me why.

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July 14, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Candy Mountain, Charlie.

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July 14, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Shoutout to all the kids
that are gonna have herpes by age 14.
nmf.

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July 14, 2012 12:21pm UTC

Plot twist: you're from Africa but you're Mexican.

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July 14, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Plot twist: fetch happened.

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July 14, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Plot twist: unicorns don't exist.

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July 14, 2012 12:12pm UTC

Plot twist: we die alone with dogs.

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July 14, 2012 12:10pm UTC

Plot Twist: the dish runs away with the fork.

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July 9, 2012 9:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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July 9, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Holding your boobs when you walk down the stairs

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unic0rn
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 7:27pm UTC

THROWING QUOTESAT PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE MORE CREATIVE

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unic0rn
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Um, excuse me, but it seems as if witty users dropped their creativity somewhere.

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posted a quote
May 5, 2012 11:50am UTC

(c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
Hey guys. I have recently decided to leave Witty. It just isn't the same anymore. The quotes are unoriginal and stupid. I will come on every once and a while to vent/answer comments/etc. but nothing more. I will be on tumblr, facebook, gifyo, and instagram if you want to find me. The links will be on my profile later. My layout site will stay up, though. Have fun with it. You can take off the credit if you want. I don't care anymore. Sorry guys.
Bye witty.
format © mortem
(c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.

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April 29, 2012 4:57pm UTC

s|ut: Oh em gee. I lost 5 poundsssss! <3
me: What did you do? Wash off all your makeup?

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posted a quote
April 28, 2012 2:29pm UTC

CROCS
THE SIMPLEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL
Partial credit to kaepow

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posted a quote
April 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC

attractive person: hi.
me: is this some kind of sick joke.

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April 28, 2012 10:53am UTC

TELL ME I'M PRETTY
http://i1167.photobucket.com/albums/q633/bumblemuffagus/ugly-face-360x360.jpg

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posted a quote
April 27, 2012 11:47pm UTC

THIS IS WHO I AM
NOBODY SAID YOU HAD TO LIKE IT.

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posted a quote
April 27, 2012 8:37pm UTC

IGNORE THIS QUOTE IF YOU AREN'T HABIBA.
Okay. so Habiba is this really cool girl who likes to skateboard which I think is cool because I just bought VANS(which are skateboarding shoes). So yeah. Sheis also really weird and when we grow up, I'm gonna go to England or her Boarding school in Scotland and visit her. I've never seen her face, but I'm sure she looks awesome in a headscarf. I'm sure she is absolutely gorgeous even though she won't let me see what she looks like. We are gonna write a collab book together when we meet. Lol, yeah. Then were gonna take over the world. Except she doesn't know that yet because I haven't told her. Omg there is an octopus on my T.V. Sorry that was random. Okay. Well. Bye.

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