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Member Since: 27 Nov 2011 04:21pm

Last Seen: 6 Aug 2012 08:19pm

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  1. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Any movie suggestions?

  2. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    my boobs hurt someone tell me why.

  3. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Candy Mountain, Charlie.

  4. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Shoutout to all the kids
    that are gonna have herpes by age 14.
    nmf.

  5. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Plot twist: you're from Africa but you're Mexican.

  6. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Plot twist: fetch happened.

  7. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Plot twist: unicorns don't exist.

  8. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    Plot twist: we die alone with dogs.

  9. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Plot Twist: the dish runs away with the fork.

  10. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Holding your boobs when you walk down the stairs

  12. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    THROWING QUOTESAT PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE MORE CREATIVE
     

  13. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Um, excuse me, but it seems as if witty users dropped their creativity somewhere.

  14. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:50am UTC
    (c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
    Hey guys. I have recently decided to leave Witty. It just isn't the same anymore. The quotes are unoriginal and stupid. I will come on every once and a while to vent/answer comments/etc. but nothing more. I will be on tumblr, facebook, gifyo, and instagram if you want to find me. The links will be on my profile later. My layout site will stay up, though. Have fun with it. You can take off the credit if you want. I don't care anymore. Sorry guys.
    Bye witty.
    format © mortem
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.

  15. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    s|ut: Oh em gee. I lost 5 poundsssss! <3
    me: What did you do? Wash off all your makeup?

  16. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    CROCS
    THE SIMPLEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL
    Partial credit to kaepow

  17. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    attractive person: hi.
    me: is this some kind of sick joke.

  18. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 10:53am UTC
    TELL ME I'M PRETTY
    http://i1167.photobucket.com/albums/q633/bumblemuffagus/ugly-face-360x360.jpg

  19. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    THIS IS WHO I AM
    NOBODY SAID YOU HAD TO LIKE IT.

  20. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    IGNORE THIS QUOTE IF YOU AREN'T HABIBA.
    Okay. so Habiba is this really cool girl who likes to skateboard which I think is cool because I just bought VANS(which are skateboarding shoes). So yeah. Sheis also really weird and when we grow up, I'm gonna go to England or her Boarding school in Scotland and visit her. I've never seen her face, but I'm sure she looks awesome in a headscarf. I'm sure she is absolutely gorgeous even though she won't let me see what she looks like. We are gonna write a collab book together when we meet. Lol, yeah. Then were gonna take over the world. Except she doesn't know that yet because I haven't told her. Omg there is an octopus on my T.V. Sorry that was random. Okay. Well. Bye.

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