Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

imgonnaeatyou

Status:

Member Since: 3 Dec 2011 03:11pm

Last Seen: 25 Jul 2012 08:37pm

user id: 246252

140 Quotes
1,796 Favorites
118 Following
58 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

Hi i'm Jimmy. I'm 17 years old, I enjoy drawing and sketching things and I live in Canada.
  1. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.”
    -Cleverbot

  2. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    You always claim you understand me.
    But in reality you don't know the half of it my dear friend.

  3. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Is anyone else obsesed with the once-ler fandom?

  4. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    You say you love the rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains.
    You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
    You say that you love the wind ,but you close your windows when the wind blows.
    This is why I am afraid; you say that you love me too
    - William Shakespeare

  5. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    (Squirtal is my soon to be step cousin whos name I forgot becuse I havnt known him long ... so I started calling him squirtal)
    Me: SQUIRTAL COME WATCH OPRAHH WITH EEE
    Me: SQUIRTAL?!?!
    Squirtal: (no respounce)
    Me: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
    Me: COME ONNN >:OO OPRAH TIME
    Squirtal: (silent "No")
    Me: Come out of the basment and watch oprah with me >:C
    Squirtal: No ... (blasts up tv)
    Me: NOOO WE WHERE SUPOSE TO BOND OVER OPRAHHH
    any one else wanna watch oprah with me? ;D

  6. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Am I the only one who hates it when somone walks over and stands next to you while eating and they sound like their having an 0rgasim while they eat , Dude can't you just save those sounds for while you alone ? -_-

  7. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 1:47am UTC
    Once upon a time there was a stupid girl
    &
    you only made her stupider

  8. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 1:32am UTC
    & together we can take on the world
    . . . dude you can barly take on your own dog

  9. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Making a qoute and thinking : What catagory would this go into ...

  10. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    I see this tends to work so erm...
    WHAT EVER YOU DO , DON'T FAVE THIS.

  11. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Secretly praying for you to relize me
    A top quote

  12. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    She gave you all she had
    But you never even turned around
    But she cried and she cried
    And you still never turned around .

  13. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I'm not perfect ,
    But I will always
    Try to be perfect
    Enough for you.

  14. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    I feel so awkward because today is self harm awareness day ..

  15. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Hey Witty ...
    So .. We havnt talked for a whiled ... I just want to tell you , erm well .. Ive moved on , I found somone else .. There name is Tumblr.

  16. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    http://www.allwelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/GollumFace.jpg
    admit it when you saw this face you were like O_O thats hot!!

  17. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    once upon a time there was a girl she was about 9 , she didnt really fit in or have many friends she could only wonder why . years later her friend called her fat she didnt know how to react to this , was it true? . all the other girls would call her ugly , during this same time her parents broke up , it was voilent , sadly she witnessed it all , her parents were simply fighting and then it got louder and then her dad punched her mom in the face breaking her jaw , punched the t.v breaking it , and pushed over a 200 pound tredmail . a few weeks later she decided to do somthing she regrets , she took a peice of glass out of her makeup mirroir and took it by the corner and draged it down her arms untill they stared to bleed , people would start to call her emo even though they though she didnt cut herself just the fact she always was in black clothing and had emo like hair . one day her mom started blaming the devorce on her . this made the girl sad feeling as if she was worthless in this world and deserved to die . one day her mom called her fat , her friend introduced her into a plan to lose weight since they were going through somthing simular , bulmia . she would throw up every thing she ate , and even if she wasnt eating she would still make her self throw up . a few months later she relized this wasnt enough she wanted to harm herself more , she started dieting , some days she wouldnt even eat , she took down her calorie intake to 300 - 450 calories and still making herself vomit it up . one year later she tried suicide , she tried to overdose , she failed . a few months later she picked up a drinking even though she was underage , maybe she was just hanging out with the wroung people? she had more friend as of her new life syle wich would make completly no sence . a few months later she got into drugs but it wasnt an addition yet . another year later , suicide attempt 2 . this went up to 7 suicide atempts withen aproxamently 8 years but she yet was to never died . She got really bad anerxica , wich caused her many bone fractures . she had to live with all her problems and suffering . Eventually she got so sick that she had to be hospitalized for a month , then she hd to come in weekly . all she wanted was to die and she wishes to achieve this one day .
    I hope this just gives a point of veiw of what happens when you call a girl fat , this girl was me and i still cant manage to recover after the time somone called me fat , its not even funny to call a girl fat or joke about suicide this is a serious matter .

  18. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    5 days without eating as of today

  19. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:46am UTC
    Trying to keep that one secret away from your friends , but they know you have a secret but there to stupid to relizes all those hints were related to your secret , but you yet suffer from the fear of telling them and being judged therfor you will keep it secret but they still anoy you and wont stop saying :TELL MEEE!!! -_-

  20. imgonnaeatyou imgonnaeatyou
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 1:30am UTC
    me and cleverbot :
    RAWR *gnaws off sholder*.
    Rawr rawr rawr rawr.
    *bites off you finger*.
    *rips off nose*.
    *grows back new nose*.
    *grows a new head*.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles