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1. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   Cop: Any Drugs, Alcohol?
   Man: No Thanks, I've Got Everything
   
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2. lucky_charms
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   August 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC
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3. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 3:00pm UTC
   Back In Elementary School
   when you were the line leader everyone else was your b*tch
   
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4. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC
   This Really Works
   Its So Cool
   Take your Age,
   Subtact 2,
   Then Add 2
   Thats Your Age
   Its Like Magic :)
   
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5. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 2:49pm UTC
   Boy: Hi
   Girl: I Have A Boyfriend
   Boy: I Said Hi, Not Suck My D*ck
   
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6. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   Hey Baby
   Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
   (;
   
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7. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY
   JUST TO SEE WHO WILL COME AFTER YOU
   
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8. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   The Prettiest Smiles Hide The Deepest Secrets
   The Prettiest Eyes Cried The Most Trears
   and
   The Kindest Hearts Have Felt The Most Pain
   
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9. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   The only Way a
   guy should hurt a
   girl
   is from
   hugging
   her
   too tight
   ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    The Best Part About Finishing
    You Finals Is Throwing Your
    Papers Out
    Take That Papers You Don't Own Me Anyomore
    
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11. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Bananas are so temperamental. One second they are yellow and then BAM! Brown! Can't get too hot, can't get too cold or they turn brown! You bump into it and it becomes mushy. If i wanted that much responsibility i'd have a child.
    Hahahaha Omg I cant stop laughing
    I'm dead serious
    Dude calm down
    You calm down with your bananas
    
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12. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    What Did The Buffalo Say To His Son When He Left For Collage?
    Bison :)
    
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13. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    I Got A Free IPad And IPhone Today..........
    Its Like This Gun Is Magic!
    
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14. lucky_charms
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    April 15, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Things You Can Say To Your Dog But Not Your Girlfriend:
    Come
    
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15. lucky_charms
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    April 15, 2012 4:37pm UTC
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    April 15, 2012 4:34pm UTC
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17. lucky_charms
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    April 15, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    1, 2, 3, 4,
    I Declare Thumb War
    5, 6, 7, 8,
    I Use This Hand To Masterbait
    
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18. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Cashier:
    Would You Like A Bag For Your Groceries
    Me:
    No, I'll Shove Them Up My A**
    
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19. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Teddy Bears:
    Protecting Innocent Children From Monsters Under The Bed Since 1902
    
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20. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    What Do Men And Women Have In Common?
    They Both Need Tissues While Watching Good Movies
    ;)
    
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