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  1. SexyBeatGotSwag SexyBeatGotSwag
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:38am UTC
    Teenage Girls #1:
    Wishing Forever 21 was your closet (:

  2. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Ladies, never let suicide get the best of you.
    Suicide is a PERMANENT answer to a TEMPORARY problem. Stay strong, life will get better.

  3. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Breaking a sweat
    from exercizing too much having your laptop on your lap too long

  4. p0t4t0ch1p p0t4t0ch1p
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Dear Millionaires,
    if you don't have a water slide that connects your bed to your pool, give me your money.
    You're wasting it.
    NMF

  5. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    I want a relationship where,
    we talk like bestfriends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, & protect eachother like siblings.
    nmf

  6. .* .*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    I am beautiful,Just the mirror, Camera, and everyone else hasn't noticed yet.

  7. emily626 emily626
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    I wonder if you ever
    just stop and think
    "Man, I miss her."
    format by julietechoecho

  8. JoshLovesYouu JoshLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Your eyebrows need a
    divorse..

  9. Confessions_of_a_dancer7 Confessions_of_a_dancer7
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Heres to the Girls:
    to the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who don't always get there way. Who don't get everything they want. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them they are beautiful.
    nmq.

  10. Listen_xo Listen_xo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Summer Story
    Once, I sat on the couch. Went on the computer. Ate food. Fell asleep. And repeated for 70 days.
    trueeeeeee.

  11. Angela_Justicecrew Angela_Justicecrew
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    I wish I could see myself
    from a boy's perspective

  12. carlienorma1119 carlienorma1119
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:22am UTC
    I Wanna Be
    The lucky person who runs into a celebrity at a random place unexpectedly
    Fav for a series?

  13. piranhasmile21 piranhasmile21
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:23pm UTC

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    I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.
    I sin, but I'm not the devil.
    I'm good, but I'm not an angel.
    ~Marilyn Monroe
    not my format

  14. cutie_pia_nana cutie_pia_nana
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    The suite life of Zack and Cody
    The only show where there's is a smart blonde
    and a dumb asian

  15. iluvblondie23 iluvblondie23
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    That scent a boy leaves after he hugs you.

  16. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    When I was little...
    "I'm gonna tell your mom"
    was THE scariest sentence ever
    -nmq

  17. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    You know you were a cool kid
    If you had smencils

  18. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done,
    then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.

  19. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    IDGAF =
    i don't give away food

  20. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    I hope people think I'm funny.
    Because I think I'm hilarious.

:)

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